For That Little Girl Trapped Inside All of Us, It's Time To Come Out And Play

[jetblackcyanide]

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
ding, ding
Miss Lucy went to heaven
and the steamboat went to
hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i will chop off your
behind the frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and went right up her
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping down their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
the girls and boys are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
DARK, DARK, DARK
the dark is like a movie theater
a theater's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know, i know my mother
i know, i know my father
i know, i know my sister with an
18 hour
18 hour
18 hour
BRA, BRA, BRA!!!

GOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!

This is dedicated to our favorite Laura Siragusa, who loved to jump rope to this song. Laura will be missed, where ever she may be.

Now it's time to sign off line, charge my cell phone, and masturbate to some "On Demand" porn. ALLLL RIIIIGGGHHT!