Three selected from FARK.com. These are the actual article headlines:

1) "Will A Mask Protect Against Swine Flu?" Well, that actually depends. But don't be offended for keeping my distance from you right now...

2) "Federal convicts travel unescorted from prison to prison" -- Makes me wonder how many were on the buses I took from South Carolina ( Read more... )

Just some stories from CNN, then I'm really getting off the computer.
SAD:
( Boy, 10, guilty of beating helpless Army veteran )

Whaddya bet someone just wanted attention??

No bomb found on U of M campus


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