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[jesusing_clown]

[You may not have seen Allen out in the City for about a week. This is because he has been home on a fancy canon update. How fancy? Fancy enough that a giant white gate appears by the fountain, which Allen pops out of before it crumbles away into oblivion. It is very FLASHY and NOTICABLE.

But for those not anywhere near the fountain or interested in

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[trollsbackwards]

I THINK I JUST LOST MY RETINAS FROM STARING AT THAT SHIT.

[jesusing_clown]

Um... Are you okay? [When your retinas start working again, you might just notice the kid is bruised and bandaged to hell, and also has chains on his legs. But you'll prooooobably notice the arm first.]

[trollsbackwards]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
NO, OF COURSE NOT
HOWEVER IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS.
LITERALLY, EVEN.
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK AM I STARING AT?

[jesusing_clown]

...Nothing important!

[trollsbackwards]

IS YOUR KIND PRONE TO LYING?

[jesusing_clown]

Please just ignore it, it's nothing to make a big deal of. Um! I don't think we've met before, so, hello! [This is what we humans call a SUBTLE CHANGE OF TOPIC]

[trollsbackwards]

WOW, WHATEVER.
IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING INTERESTING ANYWAY.

[jesusing_clown]

Completely boring, really. I'm Allen, what's your name?

[trollsbackwards]

I STILL THINK WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SUGGEST BY THE STATE OF IT BEING NOTHING IS COMPLETE AND UTTER HOOFBEAST SHIT.
BUT WHATEVER
I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP ON HASSLING YOU ABOUT IT BEYOND THIS.
IT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WRIGGLER TRYING TO GET OUT OF FUCKING EXPLAINING ANYTHING.
CONSIDER IT A GIFT FROM ONE KARKAT VANTAS.

[jesusing_clown]

......I'm so glad you can understand the concept of privacy and the idea that maybe this is personal and I don't want to go explaining everything in my life to strangers. It's so kind and mature of you to acknowledge that some things just aren't any of your business, Karkat.

[trollsbackwards]

YOU KNOW I'M SIX, RIGHT?
JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE FOR YOUR FUCKING CONSIDERATION, ASSHOLE.

[jesusing_clown]

You aren't six.

[trollsbackwards]

[ he is... ]

I AM NOOKSUCKER!

[jesusing_clown]

[I refuse to believe it!]

I don't know what that is. But you are clearly older than six, you look at least twelve.

[trollsbackwards]

ARE YOU AN EXPERT ON TROLLS, MR. ALLEN HUMAN?
NO, NO YOU ARE FUCKING NOT.
I AM SIX SWEEPS OLD, YOU DUMBFUCK!

[jesusing_clown]

How long is a sweep, exactly?