[You may not have seen Allen out in the City for about a week. This is because he has been home on a fancy canon update. How fancy? Fancy enough that a
giant white gate appears by the fountain, which Allen pops out of before it crumbles away into oblivion. It is very FLASHY and NOTICABLE.
But for those not anywhere near the fountain or interested in investigating this strange new development, they can always check out the post on the network that appears about five seconds later as Allen picks up the communicator, accidentally turning on the video.]
........Four times. [Sigh] Hello again, everyone.