Nov 17, 2004 21:52
Today I joined a cult. Its called humanity. Humanity is divided into sub-cults, whos membership depends on race, sex, or religion. You can join many sub-cults. Quite often the sub-cults have 'debates'. These 'debates' are called wars. The sub-cult with the best 'debaters' gets to rule over the other sub-cults. Sometimes, when the sub-cults aren't 'debating' they play 'games'. These 'games' are called economics. If your sub-cult loses at the 'games' everyone in it can either choose to starve to death, or convene a 'debate' with the 'games' winners. Humanity, I love you...blah blah blah. blah.....................................
Rebecca says: "I have half a mind to pay off Micheals Jackson's debts and indenture him as my man-whore."
I Say: 'Rebecca, you're a whore.'
Rebecca says: "Shut up you chauvinist pig."
I Say: 'ok'
So does Micheal Jackson.