Quoting
bigfundrew:
Last night, I am sitting down to dinner. The kids are picnicing on the living room floor and the phone rings:
Me: Hullo.
Ms Kim (friend): If I've slept with a man a couple times, and I'm worried cuz I don't know his last name - am I triflin?
Me: (quietly) Honey, you're asking a gay man. I have tricks I couldn't pick out in a line
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