The other day I kicked my brother in the balls.
I got my information in the mail today about my enrollment into Masers grooming school. I am so excited. Part of my tuition money goes to my own dog grooming supplies! So in my spare time, I can groom my friends' and family's dogs for extra cash, which will be nice. I love thinking about getting into my career at the age of 19. That's a pretty good deal.
I got my tattoos retouched. They still look like shit. I tell ya, I am so fucking fed up with that place. Dont ever go to the tattoo machine and get a tattoo done be Garett. My tattoos are so fucking simple. I dont understand how he could fuck up the shading on 6 stars. The shading is ALL uneven, and he didnt even fix the part where he DREW OUTSIDE THE LINES! A tattoo artist that cant even color inside the lines... that astounds me. And he and the other tattoo guy had the dumbest conversation known to man. Here's how it went. Remember, my tattoo guy was named Garrett.
Tattoo guy: Hey man, why are you tapping your foot to this dumb ass music? haha.
Garrett: I dunno man, haha... Hey I have an idea.
Tattoo guy: Whats that?
Garrett: Well, uh. Howabout.... you, uh.... go outside and uh... play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself! hahahahaha
Tattoo guy: haha, okay, I will........ okay, im back, hahahaha!
Garrett: So soon? hahahaha
Tattoo guy: Yeah man, wanna see it again? and again?
Garrett: oh man, hahahahahaha
I wanted to kill myself. Why are you so dumb?!?!?! Tattoo artists shouldn't be so geeky. Their employment should be contingent upon that. So yeah, thumbs down to the tattoo machine. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Arizona in the 5th! I am so excited. Unlike ally, I get to experience the luxury of a noisy, child infested plane. Mmmmmmmmmm.
So yeah, thats about it. By the way, I encourage everyone to visit the site www.ebaumsworld.com It is hilarious.
Im done, the end.
I got my tattoos retouched. They still look like shit. I tell ya, I am so fucking fed up with that place. Dont ever go to the tattoo machine and get a tattoo done be Garett. My tattoos are so fucking simple. I dont understand how he could fuck up the shading on 6 stars. The shading is ALL uneven, and he didnt even fix the part where he DREW OUTSIDE THE LINES! A tattoo artist that cant even color inside the lines... that astounds me. And he and the other tattoo guy had the dumbest conversation known to man. Here's how it went. Remember, my tattoo guy was named Garrett.
Tattoo guy: Hey man, why are you tapping your foot to this dumb ass music? haha.
Garrett: I dunno man, haha... Hey I have an idea.
Tattoo guy: Whats that?
Garrett: Well, uh. Howabout.... you, uh.... go outside and uh... play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself! hahahahaha
Tattoo guy: haha, okay, I will........ okay, im back, hahahaha!
Garrett: So soon? hahahaha
Tattoo guy: Yeah man, wanna see it again? and again?
Garrett: oh man, hahahahahaha
I wanted to kill myself. Why are you so dumb?!?!?! Tattoo artists shouldn't be so geeky. Their employment should be contingent upon that. So yeah, thumbs down to the tattoo machine. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Arizona in the 5th! I am so excited. Unlike ally, I get to experience the luxury of a noisy, child infested plane. Mmmmmmmmmm.
So yeah, thats about it. By the way, I encourage everyone to visit the site www.ebaumsworld.com It is hilarious.
Im done, the end.