Sofa Psychology

[jesswah]

Watching Kindergarten Cop

Vix: This film is really, very, shit.
Jess: No!No! Watch this bit, the ferret bites him! Hahaha!

ferret launches comedically at hammy bad guy

Vix: Yeah, just cos you have it on DVD.
Jess: Jesus, no, the last time I saw it was at the pictures with my Dad when I was about 8.
Vix: He probably took you to see it to teach

Comments

[flywingedmonkey]

If only he could have taken you to see "Slither" as a child- "When penises are all around you don't open your mouth".

Your life could have been so different.

JmC
My Dad took me to see Conan & Ghostbusters...
x

[jesswah]

Haha! I hate you too, what the fuck else did your Dad make you watch, Leon? :)

You luv me.

[flywingedmonkey]

Bugsy Malone, sweetie.

And the lesson from the Little Mermaid was "Stop talking and have a vagina and you'll get the Prince." Obviously.

JmC
Creaming guns