Sofa Psychology
Watching Kindergarten Cop
Vix: This film is really, very, shit.
Jess: No!No! Watch this bit, the ferret bites him! Hahaha!
ferret launches comedically at hammy bad guy
Vix: Yeah, just cos you have it on DVD.
Jess: Jesus, no, the last time I saw it was at the pictures with my Dad when I was about 8.
Vix: He probably took you to see it to teach you to never trust strangers with shifty eyes and bad hair.
Jess: A good lesson for life.
pause
Jess: What about when we saw The Little Mermaid?
Vix: ....he wanted you to know that like King Triton, he was a harsh but caring parent.
Jess: And A League of Their Own? He probably wanted me to learn that against all the odds, you can succeed as a woman if you try.
Vix: And if you wear a short skirt, and are Madonna.
Jess: Yeah. Jurassic Park?
Vix: "Science is cool- but don't fuck it up".
Jess: Yeah! Man, what a good Dad.
Vix: What about when he took you to see Secretary?
pause
Jess: I hate you.
Vix: This film is really, very, shit.
Jess: No!No! Watch this bit, the ferret bites him! Hahaha!
ferret launches comedically at hammy bad guy
Vix: Yeah, just cos you have it on DVD.
Jess: Jesus, no, the last time I saw it was at the pictures with my Dad when I was about 8.
Vix: He probably took you to see it to teach you to never trust strangers with shifty eyes and bad hair.
Jess: A good lesson for life.
pause
Jess: What about when we saw The Little Mermaid?
Vix: ....he wanted you to know that like King Triton, he was a harsh but caring parent.
Jess: And A League of Their Own? He probably wanted me to learn that against all the odds, you can succeed as a woman if you try.
Vix: And if you wear a short skirt, and are Madonna.
Jess: Yeah. Jurassic Park?
Vix: "Science is cool- but don't fuck it up".
Jess: Yeah! Man, what a good Dad.
Vix: What about when he took you to see Secretary?
pause
Jess: I hate you.