This made me laugh!!
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, " Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money...
i think work makes me feel sick! the last two shifts i have gone home sick!!
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, " Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money...
i think work makes me feel sick! the last two shifts i have gone home sick!!