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"Please do not leave urine on the toilet seat. Thank you."
Should I really have to leave a note like that for a twenty-something year-old guy with an alleged university degree? Well yes, apparently so. I guess he is not satisfied enough with staring at me without saying anything, as I feign looking extremely focused on cooking my Kraft Dinner and answering everything with one word. Nor is he happy with following me to the TV room and sitting right beside me for two hours as I cringe and hope he will just get bored and leave. And I guess that him picking and scratching his butt crack while he is speaking to me, as my face wavers from horror to disgust to nausea to horror again. Now he has decided to invade my space in a very covert way, by pissing on the toilet seat and leaving hairs in the sink that look very "pubish". Now I dread even going to the bathroom, as I just never know what new surprise awaits, such as finding little bloody pieces of toilet paper he sticks on his razor cuts, to which I gag thoroughly and try to push into the sink with my blowdryer.
God, I can't wait to move tomorrow.