The Senrega ISBI Legacy 2.3
Last time, Abby was a good Romance Sim, but kept losing fights to her mother. Daughter Caroline hated life and wouldn't stop jumping on the beds. Daphne was born, became a toddler, and had freaky cheekbones.
Abby invites this particular boyfriend over again, for attempt #2 of producing an elf-eared baby.
Meanwhile, the ever-neglected Daphne decides to drink from a mouldy bottle.
It makes her so sick that she vomits through her throat!
It took three tries to conceive a baby!! But ultimately, we were successful.
You can't wait to tell all your friends how weak your swimmers are??? Well, OK, you do that.
Caroline: WHEEE YAY JUMPING ON THE BED
Ti-Ning: *disapproves*
Yes. I'm disapproving too.
Caroline ends up jumping on the bed all night. =|
Caroline: Whoa, why am I so tired?
Caroline: I HATE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
Caroline: zzz... it's all the White House's fault... stupid White House...
Michelle: *passed out hours ago*
Abby: MUUUUM! Get the hell out of my way!!
Abby: Oh wait... you passed out! LOLOLOL
Michelle: Wait, is that slutbag daughter laughing at me??
Oh yeah, and this is how Daphne spent her night. So close, and yet, so far.
Abby: Hmm... am I pregnant?
Michelle: I BET YOU ARE, YOU HUSSY! *slapslapslap*
Abby: >:O
Caroline: I! HATE! MY! LIIIIIIIIFE!!
Oh, come on. You are sitting ON your damn bed. If you can't work out how to use it, well, you're a moron.
...
OK, you're a moron.
I guess that makes it necessary for me to save you from yourself.
Et voilà!
And Daphne, if ever you wail about wanting to get out of your crib, please remember that your own stupidity is the reason you HAVE a crib in the first place.
Caroline: Glug glug glug... I'm drowning in the ocean... leaving this world behind...!
Caroline: THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY FUCKING BETTER
This did, though. Whatever this is. I'm not sure WHAT it is, but it dragged her from bottomed-out aspiration all the way up into green! =|
Ti-Ning: You just reminded me of how horrible my own life is... =( We may have 100,000 Simoleons but that's not enough for me... AND I'M UNEMPLOYED! *sob*
Excuse me while I do NOT feel sorry for you, Daphne.
I mean, I tried to give you freedom! I gave you a toddler blanket from which you could come and go as you pleased. You were too stupid to use it correctly, which is why we had to resort to this. SO STOP WHINING.
Daphne: But I'm stinky ='(
Soooo... Abby popped!
Daphne: Don't change the subject! I want freedom, damn you!
Daphne: I said, FREEDOM!!!!
Caroline and Abby: *wake up*
Abby: SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHINER, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
Ti-Ning got old. In red aspiration, so I guess he won't live long.
Interesting profile you have there, young man!
Abby tries to chat up the guy with the interesting profile. Well... chat to him about the White House, at any rate. My Sims are obsessed with that White House. =|
Caroline: Whirlpool ho! :D :D :D
Daphne: *grows up badly*
Caroline: EXCUSE ME, I'M THE EMO KID 'ROUND HERE, NOT THAT BITCH
Daphne is ADORABLE, OMFG
Caroline: I'M GONNA TRY AND BREAK MY NECK OK :D
Caroline: What the hell, I was SURE that would work!! What's a kid gotta do to kill themselves 'round here, anyway?
Daphne: GRANDMA I'M AN EMO KID TOO PLZ WATCH
Michelle: *facepalm*
Daphne: *invisible soccerball kick*
Daphne: MUUUM I HAVE ISSUES WAKE UP
Abby: ZZZZZZZZ
Daphne: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP, BITCH
I'm not sure it was a good idea to try for more kids...
...considering how well adjusted these two are and all. =|
Ti-Ning: Say, darling, have you ever thought of being peaceful?
Daphne: PEACE IS FOR THE WEAK!! I STOMP ALL OVER YOUR HERD MENTALITY
Ti-Ning: OK, well, just asking.
Ti-Ning: Would you like to play red hands? :D
Daphne: No.
Daphne: I'D LOVE TO AIM A FOOTBALL DIRECTLY AT YOUR HEAD, THOUGH!!!
The heavily pregnant Abby will now attempt to seduce a random man she found walking down the street.
Even though they have chemistry, he rejects her request for a date. =|
Abby: Well, fine, you have the right to turn me down, but you're missing out on some really great things, know what I mean? ;D
Random Man: Baby, you can STILL give me those things! I just don't want the commitment of a whole date. You understand, right?
Abby: Fine, fine, I SUPPOSE I can slot you in...
I don't think she minds all that much.
Oh yeah, throughout all of that, Daphne came home from school and passed out. Being a whiny brat is exhausting.
Abby: LOLLLLL MY DAUGHTER PASSED OUT!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Random Man: I hope the little girl is OK... *worry worry*
She woke up to attack Caroline.
AND LOST. That's why we don't resort to violence, Daphne! It can be so humiliating when you lose!
Caroline: Yeah!! So stop attacking me!
Daphne: I'll attack who I want, bitchface!
Daphne: But for now I gotta pee *screws up face*
Caroline: Aww, too bad, you pathetic little weak-bladdered fight-loser!
Daphne: Why did I have to lose that fight?? T_T
Caroline: RAAAAWR! NOW I'LL RUIN YOU, PAINTING!
Caroline: Ho hum... now I might as well finish it...
Labour time!
Edwina! S3, green eyes, black hair.
Caroline: But I DON'T WANT another sister! I already hate the one I have!
Abby starts out feeling maternal, even going so far as to feed the baby...
...but then her Romance Sim instincts kick in and she deposits Edwina on the floor. Oh well.
Ti-Ning! Pick up the baby, don't just walk past it!
...or, you know, make out with your de facto in the toilet cubicle. =|
Michelle: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGIVEN YOU, I HAVEN'T
Abby: Crazy old bird
Edwina's birthday, yippee~!
That's a movie star grin if I ever did see one!
I gave her shorter hair, as better befits a toddler. I really need more short hair meshes that are available for that age group.
And that's all! Hope you enjoyed.
ISBI Stats:
Torch Holders: 2
Permaplat Sims: 0
Deaths: 1
Accidental Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fires: 4
Fights: 9
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 6 (+4 toddler pass-outs)
Pants-Pissings: 2
Shrink Visits: 0
Abby invites this particular boyfriend over again, for attempt #2 of producing an elf-eared baby.
Meanwhile, the ever-neglected Daphne decides to drink from a mouldy bottle.
It makes her so sick that she vomits through her throat!
It took three tries to conceive a baby!! But ultimately, we were successful.
You can't wait to tell all your friends how weak your swimmers are??? Well, OK, you do that.
Caroline: WHEEE YAY JUMPING ON THE BED
Ti-Ning: *disapproves*
Yes. I'm disapproving too.
Caroline ends up jumping on the bed all night. =|
Caroline: Whoa, why am I so tired?
Caroline: I HATE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
Caroline: zzz... it's all the White House's fault... stupid White House...
Michelle: *passed out hours ago*
Abby: MUUUUM! Get the hell out of my way!!
Abby: Oh wait... you passed out! LOLOLOL
Michelle: Wait, is that slutbag daughter laughing at me??
Oh yeah, and this is how Daphne spent her night. So close, and yet, so far.
Abby: Hmm... am I pregnant?
Michelle: I BET YOU ARE, YOU HUSSY! *slapslapslap*
Abby: >:O
Caroline: I! HATE! MY! LIIIIIIIIFE!!
Oh, come on. You are sitting ON your damn bed. If you can't work out how to use it, well, you're a moron.
...
OK, you're a moron.
I guess that makes it necessary for me to save you from yourself.
Et voilà!
And Daphne, if ever you wail about wanting to get out of your crib, please remember that your own stupidity is the reason you HAVE a crib in the first place.
Caroline: Glug glug glug... I'm drowning in the ocean... leaving this world behind...!
Caroline: THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY FUCKING BETTER
This did, though. Whatever this is. I'm not sure WHAT it is, but it dragged her from bottomed-out aspiration all the way up into green! =|
Ti-Ning: You just reminded me of how horrible my own life is... =( We may have 100,000 Simoleons but that's not enough for me... AND I'M UNEMPLOYED! *sob*
Excuse me while I do NOT feel sorry for you, Daphne.
I mean, I tried to give you freedom! I gave you a toddler blanket from which you could come and go as you pleased. You were too stupid to use it correctly, which is why we had to resort to this. SO STOP WHINING.
Daphne: But I'm stinky ='(
Soooo... Abby popped!
Daphne: Don't change the subject! I want freedom, damn you!
Daphne: I said, FREEDOM!!!!
Caroline and Abby: *wake up*
Abby: SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHINER, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
Ti-Ning got old. In red aspiration, so I guess he won't live long.
Interesting profile you have there, young man!
Abby tries to chat up the guy with the interesting profile. Well... chat to him about the White House, at any rate. My Sims are obsessed with that White House. =|
Caroline: Whirlpool ho! :D :D :D
Daphne: *grows up badly*
Caroline: EXCUSE ME, I'M THE EMO KID 'ROUND HERE, NOT THAT BITCH
Daphne is ADORABLE, OMFG
Caroline: I'M GONNA TRY AND BREAK MY NECK OK :D
Caroline: What the hell, I was SURE that would work!! What's a kid gotta do to kill themselves 'round here, anyway?
Daphne: GRANDMA I'M AN EMO KID TOO PLZ WATCH
Michelle: *facepalm*
Daphne: *invisible soccerball kick*
Daphne: MUUUM I HAVE ISSUES WAKE UP
Abby: ZZZZZZZZ
Daphne: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP, BITCH
I'm not sure it was a good idea to try for more kids...
...considering how well adjusted these two are and all. =|
Ti-Ning: Say, darling, have you ever thought of being peaceful?
Daphne: PEACE IS FOR THE WEAK!! I STOMP ALL OVER YOUR HERD MENTALITY
Ti-Ning: OK, well, just asking.
Ti-Ning: Would you like to play red hands? :D
Daphne: No.
Daphne: I'D LOVE TO AIM A FOOTBALL DIRECTLY AT YOUR HEAD, THOUGH!!!
The heavily pregnant Abby will now attempt to seduce a random man she found walking down the street.
Even though they have chemistry, he rejects her request for a date. =|
Abby: Well, fine, you have the right to turn me down, but you're missing out on some really great things, know what I mean? ;D
Random Man: Baby, you can STILL give me those things! I just don't want the commitment of a whole date. You understand, right?
Abby: Fine, fine, I SUPPOSE I can slot you in...
I don't think she minds all that much.
Oh yeah, throughout all of that, Daphne came home from school and passed out. Being a whiny brat is exhausting.
Abby: LOLLLLL MY DAUGHTER PASSED OUT!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Random Man: I hope the little girl is OK... *worry worry*
She woke up to attack Caroline.
AND LOST. That's why we don't resort to violence, Daphne! It can be so humiliating when you lose!
Caroline: Yeah!! So stop attacking me!
Daphne: I'll attack who I want, bitchface!
Daphne: But for now I gotta pee *screws up face*
Caroline: Aww, too bad, you pathetic little weak-bladdered fight-loser!
Daphne: Why did I have to lose that fight?? T_T
Caroline: RAAAAWR! NOW I'LL RUIN YOU, PAINTING!
Caroline: Ho hum... now I might as well finish it...
Labour time!
Edwina! S3, green eyes, black hair.
Caroline: But I DON'T WANT another sister! I already hate the one I have!
Abby starts out feeling maternal, even going so far as to feed the baby...
...but then her Romance Sim instincts kick in and she deposits Edwina on the floor. Oh well.
Ti-Ning! Pick up the baby, don't just walk past it!
...or, you know, make out with your de facto in the toilet cubicle. =|
Michelle: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGIVEN YOU, I HAVEN'T
Abby: Crazy old bird
Edwina's birthday, yippee~!
That's a movie star grin if I ever did see one!
I gave her shorter hair, as better befits a toddler. I really need more short hair meshes that are available for that age group.
And that's all! Hope you enjoyed.
ISBI Stats:
Torch Holders: 2
Permaplat Sims: 0
Deaths: 1
Accidental Deaths: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fires: 4
Fights: 9
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 6 (+4 toddler pass-outs)
Pants-Pissings: 2
Shrink Visits: 0