funny as fuck
hey everyone, you wanna hear a funny story? Ok, here it goes.
A couple of weeks ago my girlfriend of almost a year and a half dumped me. Funny so far, right? But she decided she wanted to keep my friends, even though she didnt want to keep me. Fucking great, huh? But it gets better. They like her better, as it turns out. So right now pretty much all of my friends are at the mall with my goddam ex-girlfriend. So, right now, when I really need my friends to support me while I try and get my social life back on track, they are in fact hanging out with the cause of my trouble. So far, its going good, huh? Ok, the icing on the cake. My friends didnt even invite me. In fact, when I called one of my best friends Jessie to ask her about it, she decided the best way of keeping away was to lie to me. Nice, huh? So she tells me only her and another kid I dont like too much are going because she knows I wont want to come. In fact, my friends David and Carolina were also going. As well as, yep you guessed it, My ex-girlfriend. AWSOME!!!!! So thanks a lot guys. Its really comforting to know I always have someone I can rely on. The lying was really cool, Jessie. Thanks for trying to manipulate me. Very cool of you. So, to end my happy story of loyalty and support, I would like to say:
You can all go to hell
thankyou for your time
added later:
This post was written while i was angry and hurt. I still want you to read it, though, so I am leaving it up. I hope it will give some insight into how I feel about the Liz thing, in its own angry way.
A couple of weeks ago my girlfriend of almost a year and a half dumped me. Funny so far, right? But she decided she wanted to keep my friends, even though she didnt want to keep me. Fucking great, huh? But it gets better. They like her better, as it turns out. So right now pretty much all of my friends are at the mall with my goddam ex-girlfriend. So, right now, when I really need my friends to support me while I try and get my social life back on track, they are in fact hanging out with the cause of my trouble. So far, its going good, huh? Ok, the icing on the cake. My friends didnt even invite me. In fact, when I called one of my best friends Jessie to ask her about it, she decided the best way of keeping away was to lie to me. Nice, huh? So she tells me only her and another kid I dont like too much are going because she knows I wont want to come. In fact, my friends David and Carolina were also going. As well as, yep you guessed it, My ex-girlfriend. AWSOME!!!!! So thanks a lot guys. Its really comforting to know I always have someone I can rely on. The lying was really cool, Jessie. Thanks for trying to manipulate me. Very cool of you. So, to end my happy story of loyalty and support, I would like to say:
You can all go to hell
thankyou for your time
added later:
This post was written while i was angry and hurt. I still want you to read it, though, so I am leaving it up. I hope it will give some insight into how I feel about the Liz thing, in its own angry way.