Mighty freakin Waffle house
So it's kind of a long drive back to home from the bars. I mean I'm may have been a little tispy. So I'm thinkin food sounds good right about now. When I get back into Oak ridge, I see the mighty Yellow and Black lights that is the Waffle House and think, Hell yeah. Oh so syrupy greasy goodness. So I call my mom and tell her I'm too lazy to cook when I get home so I'm stopping at the Waffle House. Knowing my luck who should be parked outside the Waffle house but the cops. But just not one cop car but two. Have to say , little scared. Because I had walk the line honey, figuratively speaking. So I am still on the phone with my mom, just talking you know trying to stay calm. Yeah not working, I have never concentrated so hard on walking in my entire life. I kind of strut on in , just talking away trying to seem oh so sober.
I get in, and order the All star breakfast, oh yeah thats right All star. It's a Plate full one huge round waffle, two scrambled eggs, four pieces of bacon, and a bowel of grits, toast and Orange juice. I freakin wolf that bitch , down. I was sooo hungry, I mean trying to seem dainty but wolfin it down none the less. It was mighty freakin fantastic let me tell you. I mean I thougt how funny would it be, this girl kinda dressed up by her self, wolfing down a mega breakfast to the last morsel. I mean I actually scraped my plate. I don't know what was wrong with me. I pay my tab , drive home and decide that it's a good idea to go and jump on my moms bed. She's like "what..?", and I just set my glasses on her like a table and pass the hell out. yea thats was my night.
Before I had more bonding moments with my coworkers at the bar, it was good times. They have been poking fun at the fact that I drink Bacardi razz but the bar doesn't serve liquor. And I'm not a fan of beer. And i actually got sick off the damn thing, and had to make my self throw up. Didn't like that one too much, although the co-workers found it pretty funny. I have to say after that happened I went straight for the beer. Beer has never tasted soo good :)
I get in, and order the All star breakfast, oh yeah thats right All star. It's a Plate full one huge round waffle, two scrambled eggs, four pieces of bacon, and a bowel of grits, toast and Orange juice. I freakin wolf that bitch , down. I was sooo hungry, I mean trying to seem dainty but wolfin it down none the less. It was mighty freakin fantastic let me tell you. I mean I thougt how funny would it be, this girl kinda dressed up by her self, wolfing down a mega breakfast to the last morsel. I mean I actually scraped my plate. I don't know what was wrong with me. I pay my tab , drive home and decide that it's a good idea to go and jump on my moms bed. She's like "what..?", and I just set my glasses on her like a table and pass the hell out. yea thats was my night.
Before I had more bonding moments with my coworkers at the bar, it was good times. They have been poking fun at the fact that I drink Bacardi razz but the bar doesn't serve liquor. And I'm not a fan of beer. And i actually got sick off the damn thing, and had to make my self throw up. Didn't like that one too much, although the co-workers found it pretty funny. I have to say after that happened I went straight for the beer. Beer has never tasted soo good :)