On Movies and a New Housewife
Soooo guessed who moved in this weekend? Tekie! Seems like there was some issues with the parental units and now he is sleeping on the couch... OHHH boy do we need an extra bed right about now so he can just hang out int the garage! Now the whole house smells like boy and its even more cluttered. =(
Happily, he cooks AND cleans, and the feminine energy in the house is now at least EQUAL to all the damn testosterone.
Although since his mother thinks that I am "Not a lesbian, (but) a MAN!", it just might be all Tekie ;)
Now, this is national Women's Month, if you don't already know. And to make up an absence, I went to see a movie that was raved about in my Gay and Lesbian Studies, Domestic Violence, and Sociology Classes. It's called The Vagina Monologues. Now I know most of you reading this journal are of the male persuasion, so, to save you precious little eyes and minds it will go under...
Now here is an interesting idea: Go interview over 200 women about their vaginas and then take your favorite stories and write a one-person play about them. Yes, that is the whole point of this movie. Different stories about how women view their vaginas (I used to pretend it was furniture" "Hair is there for a reason: like Lawn around the house"), how they talk about their vaginas ("no matter how you say it, Vagina is just a word you don't want to use!", "Just say Cunt in an airport and see how the mood changes"), to even what they think their vagina is saying to them ("Slooow Doowwwn", "Oh no", "Accept Gifts", "I'm Here!", " My Vagina is PISSED OFF!") and how they Love their vaginas ("Don't believe him when he says it smells like roses: It's supposed to smell like PUSSY!")... or hate them ("It's a Bad Luck Zone"). They talked about seeing their vaginas for the first time, men who loved their vaginas (I'm Your Bob") and about how rape (yes, Rape) not only destroyed that physical part of themselves, but made them lose their own sense of self.
My absoulte favorite part was a scene titled "The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy", about a Lawyer-turned- Dominatrix that works only with women. "There was nothing like this in tax law!"
She talks about how her ultimate joy in her line of work was seeking out, and finding, "The Home of the Moan", or the Power Moan. Natually, there were many kinds, and she did her best to imitate each one! I wrote down as many as I could:
The Clit Moan, The Vaginal Moan, The Combo Moan, the Almost Moan, The On It Moan, the Elegant Moan, The Lost Moan, The Baby Moan, The Confident Bisexual Moan, The Doggy Moan, The Southern Moan, and her favorite, the Triple Moan.
Boy did I need a cigarette after that one! XD
Sadly, the room was double booked, and we didn't get to see the entirety of the film... but I MUST OWN THIS VIDEO. And I highly reccomend it for anyone... who loves or owns a vagina.
Happily, he cooks AND cleans, and the feminine energy in the house is now at least EQUAL to all the damn testosterone.
Although since his mother thinks that I am "Not a lesbian, (but) a MAN!", it just might be all Tekie ;)
Now, this is national Women's Month, if you don't already know. And to make up an absence, I went to see a movie that was raved about in my Gay and Lesbian Studies, Domestic Violence, and Sociology Classes. It's called The Vagina Monologues. Now I know most of you reading this journal are of the male persuasion, so, to save you precious little eyes and minds it will go under...
Now here is an interesting idea: Go interview over 200 women about their vaginas and then take your favorite stories and write a one-person play about them. Yes, that is the whole point of this movie. Different stories about how women view their vaginas (I used to pretend it was furniture" "Hair is there for a reason: like Lawn around the house"), how they talk about their vaginas ("no matter how you say it, Vagina is just a word you don't want to use!", "Just say Cunt in an airport and see how the mood changes"), to even what they think their vagina is saying to them ("Slooow Doowwwn", "Oh no", "Accept Gifts", "I'm Here!", " My Vagina is PISSED OFF!") and how they Love their vaginas ("Don't believe him when he says it smells like roses: It's supposed to smell like PUSSY!")... or hate them ("It's a Bad Luck Zone"). They talked about seeing their vaginas for the first time, men who loved their vaginas (I'm Your Bob") and about how rape (yes, Rape) not only destroyed that physical part of themselves, but made them lose their own sense of self.
My absoulte favorite part was a scene titled "The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy", about a Lawyer-turned- Dominatrix that works only with women. "There was nothing like this in tax law!"
She talks about how her ultimate joy in her line of work was seeking out, and finding, "The Home of the Moan", or the Power Moan. Natually, there were many kinds, and she did her best to imitate each one! I wrote down as many as I could:
The Clit Moan, The Vaginal Moan, The Combo Moan, the Almost Moan, The On It Moan, the Elegant Moan, The Lost Moan, The Baby Moan, The Confident Bisexual Moan, The Doggy Moan, The Southern Moan, and her favorite, the Triple Moan.
Boy did I need a cigarette after that one! XD
Sadly, the room was double booked, and we didn't get to see the entirety of the film... but I MUST OWN THIS VIDEO. And I highly reccomend it for anyone... who loves or owns a vagina.