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lentils
i tried making falafel but with lentils
on the weekend
so i boiled some lentils
and steamed broccoli
then i pureed it all together
but i forgot to drain the lentils first
so then i had to use flour to thicken it
and then it wouldn't hold together while i cooked it so i added potato and fake egg stuff
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Vodafone Mayfly TV Advert, 2006
This is from an advert from 2006, that I wrote down in my diary because It's so inspiring. Now every year I copy it back into my new year planner diary thing. It took a few viewings of the ad to copy it down right ( Read more... ) -
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I had a kitten, Odin, in hamilton last year.
odin was very fussy about music. she'd sit on the desk licking herself, reggae playing... jessica switches to soft rock, odin stands up, walks behind the laptop to the other side of the desk, puts a paw on either side of the speaker, sinks claws in, and pulls it apart, then goes back to where she was ( Read more... ) -
fishing adventures
the other day we were fishing, and mom was getting aggro at some waterskiiers going where we were fishing going on about what cunts they were ( Read more... ) -
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My grandparents have been married for like 53-54 years or something like that. And after every meal (EVERY) my grandpa kisses my grandmas hand or cheek and tells her 'well mummy, you're a beautiful cook'.
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chickens are adorable <3
Oh man. the other day i was eating dinner and talking to my mom and she was watching tv
and i said 'i want to be a vegetarian i think' and she started laughing so i turned around and that stupid battery farming chicken ad had come on tv just as i said it
and i gagged and was like 'EEK I'M VEGAN I'M VEGAN
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when I was a little girl my grandfather built a go-kart. I wasn't supposed to use it on my own, and one day I found out why. WHEEEEEEEEE down the driveway... /tried to steer around the corner.... uh... it's not turning oh shit oh shit
smack into the electric fence with a pleasant BZZZZZZZZZT and through to the other side where i sort of lay ( Read more... ) -
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When I was little (ie under eight) my family stayed up late to watch a movie then we went to bed. I slept on a bunk over my mother, and my brother had his own room by then.
One night we watched a scary movie or something, and then mom was like right bedtime! and did the whole go pee first thing so we got into bed. and... I had this sudden urge ( Read more... ) -
my dream.
(12:41:11) jessica || kitty: i was having this awesome dream about being at church and shutting this fucking heckler up cos she was yelling at the lutheran pastor lady in a white robe to take the stupid costume off out of respect to some fifteen year old that killed herself
(12:41:16) jessica || kitty: and being a real cow
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so. My mom found a job for me to apply for. great right? So I wrote a cv ( Read more... )