I'm just a giant cavity in the dentures of life...

[jessgirl_123]

Lol, I went to the dentist twice this week and it was funny. See, everytime I go there, I've got more cavities. The first time I went since I started college was back in January and I had...brace yourself...11 cavities! I was kind of proud. My Dad has horrible teeth, and I got his teeth because no matter how much I brush and floss, I manage to always get at least two cavities, so I figure I might as well be proud of 'em! That 11 cavities appointment thing was fun cuz they were looking at my teeth and saying how good they looked and how I didn't have any problems and then they x-rayed them and the dentist was like "What did you DO???" So I got those fixed and went back six months later and I had four more, lol. I told the dentist he should give me like a godl star for the best cavities or something and he just stared at me, hee hee. I just know my teeth get cavities just by me thinking about them, they're that prone to it.

But going to the dentist is kind of like going to confession..."Um, Mr. Dentist, sir... I have committed a sin. I only floss once a day and twice on weekends...Please forgive me...And I know I just eat too much sugar, but the devil makes me do it, I swear!!!" I always feel like I have to come up with some reason as to why my teeth are so cavity-prone and they always give me this look like the priest would give to an adulterer, like 'I know you cheated, but I can save you from this fate, just floss more and lay off the soda and pray...' kind of look.

That probably sounds weird.

Oh well. I kind of am weird.