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[jesse_bradford]

I've never really been one for Thanksgiving, or any kind of holiday for that matter. I mean, once you go through the routines involved in tradition long enough, they start to lose their meaning, and you're stuck celebrating them with no clue why. But I hate Scrooging up the holidays for everyone, so I just go with it. Plus, sometimes people give

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[jesse_bradford]

Mmm food. I'd probably go for Christmas and the Fourth of July, my folks used to cook up a feast on those two holidays, I think I gain weight everytime those two days come by.

I DO, they are probably the coolest girlfriends on the planet ever. OH MY GOD, can we hit a club and do the Time After Time dance?

[jesse_bradford]

BBQ is wonderful, but BBQs aren't Christmassy. An ideal Christmas dinner for me consists of some smoked ham, and a lot of homemade pies. The pig communities will beg to differ, the bovine folk might not this time around.

YES, I'll make us our outfits and go to our ten year high school reunion. Yeah I got that, only I'm the Mary.

[jesse_bradford]

I'm learning how to make pies lately, I should personally write Martha Stewart a thank you note. Mmm pumpkins and Cool Whip. And baked apples! We oughta have Christmas dinner together sometime and gain 20 lbs by the time we do dishes.

Just keep in mind, I came up with the idea and you just made it yellow. I'M THE MARY TIMES INFINITY, you're Rhoda. You're the Jewish one.

[jesse_bradford]

Mmm cake, cake is easy as pie for me. I made several this month already. March sounds lovely for a Christmas dinner with you. And how about a Fourth of July bbq sometime in September? ;)

Don't make me stick magnets on your back, back brace girl! Save me a spot, I hear they know how to live it up down there.

Please. I'm the Shirley, and you know it. While we're at it, I'm the Ricky and you're the Lucy, I'm the Samantha and you're the Darren, and I'm the Marcia and you're the Jan!