good god no!

Jun 01, 2008 10:40

30 movie sequels you didn't know about. Actually I did know about many of these, I was just praying to god they were only remnants of a bad dream. I'll comment on a few here, but take the link for the whole list.

The Brazilian Job: squel to the Italian Job. I thought thisa was a competant heist caper, and it had a lot of fun with itself ala Oceans 13. I'd go see it.

Biggest wtf on this liost has got to be I Am Legend 2. Where do I begin? 1) this movie had nothing in common with the nobel on which it';s based other then the title. 2) WILL SMITH DIES IN THE FIRST MOVIE. So what's the point?

Beverly Hills Cop 4? Why? Same with Pink Panther 2. And are they kidding with Ace Ventura 3? Haven't the suits learned that sequels to Jim Carrey movies that don't have Jim Carrey in it SUCK?

I'm nervously optimistic about Toy Story 3. Pixar has yet to make a bad movie but I'm wondering if they haven't gone to the well one too many times. here. I'm also wondering what kind of a script they've got for Cars 2. Incredibles 2 would make more sense because that movie left off with the obvious potential for the family to fight together against evil doers. What could they do in Cars 2 that wasn't in the first one?

War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave: Another straight to DVD sequel, but this one’s of note because it’s directed by Soul Man/Hitcher star C Thomas Howell. Buh? Umm... sure. This makes loads of sense.

Jurassic Park 4: I really don't care.

Saw 5. I knew this was coming as the end of 4 made obvious. How will it be considering that our hero/villian died at the end of 4... err 3? And does anybody else think the Saw movies were inspired by Se7en? I watched it again recently since you can't avoid it, it's on Starz at least 5 nights a week for some reason, and it made me think of Saw.

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