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OK, so I am really busy. Could someone else please replace the audio here with the Eddie Murphy routine where his Mama throws her shoe at him?

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I want to believe that he believes this. I want to believe he can win. I want to believe he can lead us to change. I want to forget that his wife was on the board of Walmart ( Read more... )

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From my friend Jeannie:

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

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My kid is playing with an Xman action figure who is apparently battling someone named Condoleeza.

Can you believe these assholes? This is a real Texas Monthly Magazine cover.

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