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Dear Diary,
Well, I didn't have to go back to the big house. The judge gave me community service. You put one cherry bomb in an old ladies purse at the bus stop and it's like you commited a federal crime! Three strikes your out my Aunt Fanny!
So anyway, I am supposed to do charity work. They gave me a list of agencies that I can go work off my hours at. I have come up with my own charity. It's going to be called "Handjobs for the Homeless". The title pretty much explains my mission statement. The looks on the faces of those on the recieving end of my community service are thankyou enough. Bring me your great unwashed and I will put a smile back on those poor downtrodden toothless grins.
Well, I have to go get to work. I've got a utility belt stocked with lotion and tissues. I'm out of here.
Stroke you later,
Jerri
Well, I didn't have to go back to the big house. The judge gave me community service. You put one cherry bomb in an old ladies purse at the bus stop and it's like you commited a federal crime! Three strikes your out my Aunt Fanny!
So anyway, I am supposed to do charity work. They gave me a list of agencies that I can go work off my hours at. I have come up with my own charity. It's going to be called "Handjobs for the Homeless". The title pretty much explains my mission statement. The looks on the faces of those on the recieving end of my community service are thankyou enough. Bring me your great unwashed and I will put a smile back on those poor downtrodden toothless grins.
Well, I have to go get to work. I've got a utility belt stocked with lotion and tissues. I'm out of here.
Stroke you later,
Jerri