"Music Hall"
Many years ago when I was so small, I slipped into a music hall
How was I to know curiosity would cost me my virginity?
In one single night I learned all the facts
About the birds and bees, and tit for tat
I remember 7 Turkish acrobats that taught me an un-natural act
How I got to play with the entire band, I had them all right in my hand
The pianist confessed to me, there was a horse in his family tree
A contortionist seemed to get his kicks, forcing me to do the chinese splits
Girlfriend! The trained dogs were quite a treat, They thought 'moi' was a bitch in heat
I was gagged and bound by a psycho clown, I'm not into marriage but I've been tied down
Either way the jugglers were living dolls, they taught me how to juggle all their balls
I learned how to expose my derriere, show my legs and BAM! Get them in the air...
I often stop...thinking to recall...Life is like a Music Hall!!!
How was I to know curiosity would cost me my virginity?
In one single night I learned all the facts
About the birds and bees, and tit for tat
I remember 7 Turkish acrobats that taught me an un-natural act
How I got to play with the entire band, I had them all right in my hand
The pianist confessed to me, there was a horse in his family tree
A contortionist seemed to get his kicks, forcing me to do the chinese splits
Girlfriend! The trained dogs were quite a treat, They thought 'moi' was a bitch in heat
I was gagged and bound by a psycho clown, I'm not into marriage but I've been tied down
Either way the jugglers were living dolls, they taught me how to juggle all their balls
I learned how to expose my derriere, show my legs and BAM! Get them in the air...
I often stop...thinking to recall...Life is like a Music Hall!!!