RING RING
Hello?
Hey jermandubber, this is God. I am just calling to see if you wanted to come join me in church sometime soon.
Umm... yeah i quess, but as you know i wrecked my car recently so i really dont have a way of getting there.
Come on kid, you think I can't work something up for you? I am God you know.
Yeah, i forgot... all powerful and such.
You say it like it's a bad thing...
Well there are some things I'd do different.
Yeah and there are somethings I would do different in your life, too, but you don't see me focing anything on to you, do you?
You got me there, sir.
None of that sir stuff, ya here? Come to church and we'll talk. Let the pastor's words flow over you and put you back in that state of mind. It will do you some good.
Yeah, alright... i'll do it.
Hey jermandubber, this is God. I am just calling to see if you wanted to come join me in church sometime soon.
Umm... yeah i quess, but as you know i wrecked my car recently so i really dont have a way of getting there.
Come on kid, you think I can't work something up for you? I am God you know.
Yeah, i forgot... all powerful and such.
You say it like it's a bad thing...
Well there are some things I'd do different.
Yeah and there are somethings I would do different in your life, too, but you don't see me focing anything on to you, do you?
You got me there, sir.
None of that sir stuff, ya here? Come to church and we'll talk. Let the pastor's words flow over you and put you back in that state of mind. It will do you some good.
Yeah, alright... i'll do it.