NEWSFLASH I WIN AT LIFE

[jerkybender]

I FOUND ZUKO'S DIARY. I HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT THAT:

AT THE WINTER'S END
ICE BECOMES FLOWING WATER
YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS

TODAY I THOUGHT THIS FISH WAS LOOKING AT ME WHILE I ATE IT AND IT REMINDED ME OF YUE BUT ALSO OF FAILURE. IT WAS DELICIOUS NEVERTHELESS. I AM COVERED IN GOO (I BLAME APPA AND/OR POSSIBLY KATARA). NATURALLY THE DEFAULT ICONS FOR BOTH CAPSLOCK_ATLARP

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[thesexyfineone]

DON'T HATE, BABYCAKES.

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I AM JUST TOO GOOD LOOKING AND RICO SUAVE FOR THE DEFAULT ICONS. AFTER ALL WE WANT PEOPLE TO COME HERE FOR THE LULZ SO WE PICKED THE MOST COMIC AND GOOFY GUY IN THE CREW FOR THE ICON.

BTW, I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ZUKO'S POETRY IYKWIM, SPELLED WITH AN "OKKA". *SNICKER*

/NOT HARU

WHERE YOU BEEN KID?! WE MISSED YOU LIKE WHOA! :D NOW THE FUN CAN REALLY BEGIN! LOL!

[jerkybender]

YEAH WE COULD EXPLAIN IT LIKE THAT. OR WE COULD JUST SAY, "SOKKA HAS MASS APPEAL" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. EVERYONE LOVES ME. OH YEAH.

GOOD THING YOU HAVE RAZORS
IF NOT YOUR LOVE LIFE WOULD BE
AS THE DYING ARE

MOUSTACHE IS ALWAYS
A CRUSHING TOTAL FAILURE
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

/NOT-SOKKA

YOUR APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE. MAN, I MISSED YOU GUYS TOO. D: ER, ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER?

[thesexyfineone]

WHATEVVVER! JEALOUS.

AS FOR POETRY
YOU SHOULD LEAVE IT TO THE MOON
SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE

ANYWAY SWEETNESS, NOW THAT TEO IS ACTING THE FOOL WHAT DO YOU SAY WE WAX THAT SWORD OF YOURS...?

I STILL HAVE THAT OINTMENT. *SMIRK*

[jerkybender]

LEAVE YUE OUT, MAN
YOU JUST WISH THAT YOUR FACE WAS
PLASTERED EVERYWHERE

(SEX WITH TEO: I'M
UNCERTAIN AS TO THE HOWS:
HOW CRIPPLED, REALLY?!)

AAWWW YEAH I'M THE MAN
MY HAIKU WILL DEFEAT YOU
DON'T EVEN TRY IT!

... YEAH I GUESS I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO SOME OINTMENT ACTION. OMG HARU-SEX = KRYPTONITE.

[killing_puppies]

OR POLISH MY SWORD, IT'S A TOSSUP.

CAN I WATCH?

[thesexyfineone]

AZULA SWEETIE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!

[jerkybender]

YES YOU CAN. YOU ARE ALSO WELCOME TO SHARE MY SLEEPING BAG IN THE INSTANCE THAT I DECIDE TO GO FOR THAT INSTEAD.

[ur_face_is_mine]

WAIT, DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT KILL MY SON?
DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER I MIGHT HAVE TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS >:(

[jerkybender]

I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE DEATH OF SPARKY. HE SEEMED PRETTY DEAD AT THE TIME, BUT NOW I'M SEEING HIM AROUND IN PUBLIC PLACES, GIVING HIM DATING ADVICE AND WHATNOT, IT'S SOMEWHAT CONFUSING. I LEAVE ALL OF THIS MYSTICAL BIZNESS UP TO AANG. THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE IS, HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH MY MOM? ...NOT THAT THE ANSWER MATTERS TO ME EITHER WAY OF COURSE. *BLANK EXPRESSION*

...GEEZ, YOU KNOCK A GUY OFF A CLIFF WITH YOUR BOOMERANG ONE TIME AND YOU GET NOTHING BUT GRIEF.

[ur_face_is_mine]

OH YOU MEANT THAT PART!
HE SURVIVED IT APPARENTLY, BUT EVEN I DO NOT KNOW HOW HE DID IT, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH HIS EXPLANATIONS.

AND AS TO YOUR MOTHER HAVING SEX WITH ME; WHO HASN'T? BUT YES, I DID. AND THE RESULT IS SPARKY.

[jerkybender]

... WAIT, YOU WERE ALL READY TO PUT THE HURT ON ME IN THE INSTANCE THAT I HAD PERFORMED ANOTHER DEATH SCENE WITH SPARKY, BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME THROWING STUFF AT HIS FACE TO KNOCK HIM INTO A RAVINE? I, I DON'T GET IT.

AND AS TO YOUR MOTHER HAVING SEX WITH ME; WHO HASN'T?
... WELL, THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD POINT. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF I HAD ALL SORTS OF WEIRDO CENTIPEDE HALF-BROTHERS AND -SISTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[nicejugs]

AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO READ ZUKO'S ANGSTY DIARY ENTRIES (FULL OF HOT, HOT ANGST), I THINK I LOVE YOUR HAIKU MOAR.

[jerkybender]

HELLO RANDOM GIRL
I ENJOY YOUR SPIKY HAIR.
ALSO YOUR NICE SHOES :D

IT IS FOR YOUR OWN
GOOD THAT YOU ENJOY MY POEMS
I DON'T PLAN TO STOP

A SECRET: ZUKO
WROTE A DIARY ENTRY
ABOUT JUGGLING

AT THE TIME I THOUGHT
THAT IT WAS ABOUT TY LEE
I GUESS I WAS WRONG! :D

[nicejugs]

I'M OFT FOR SHY BOYS,
ONES WHOSE UNCLES DRESS THEM AND
DO THEIR HAIR FUNNY.

BUT I HAVE TO SAY,
I'M STARTING TO LIKE WOLFTAIL;
LAY SOME MORE ON ME.

XD

[diditwithhakoda]

HEY DARLING!

SHARE THE DIARY. NOW

I STILL DON'T KNOW IF SPARKY IS MY SON OR NOT. AS HE IS HALF CENTIPEID... HIS FATHER CARRIED HIM AND BIRTHED HIM. SO I DO NOT KNOW.

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER GETTING FREAKY WITH KOH. MAYBE I WAS DRUNK

AS FOR WHAT DO CONCERNING THE SLEEPING BAG OR POLISH... YOUR FATHER ALWAYS USED TO DO BOTH.

[ur_face_is_mine]

IT WAS SPIRIT WORLD BOOZE, OF COURSE YOU WERE DRUNK. AND SINCE I SAW YOU MAKING OUT WITH HAKODA AND THE REST OF THE WATERTRIBE MEN I DECIDED TO KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL HE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT BY HIMSELF.

I WANT CHILD SUPPORT D

[diditwithhakoda]

FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT, YOU DID NO SUPPORTING.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I OWE YOU?

[ur_face_is_mine]

I CARRIED THIS BASTARD AROUND, THAT SHOULD COUNT AT LEAST DOUBLE.

I'LL SAY WE SETTLE THIS WITH A NAKED PIC OF YOU, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE