NEWSFLASH I WIN AT LIFE
I FOUND ZUKO'S DIARY. I HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT THAT:
AT THE WINTER'S END
ICE BECOMES FLOWING WATER
YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS
TODAY I THOUGHT THIS FISH WAS LOOKING AT ME WHILE I ATE IT AND IT REMINDED ME OF YUE BUT ALSO OF FAILURE. IT WAS DELICIOUS NEVERTHELESS. I AM COVERED IN GOO (I BLAME APPA AND/OR POSSIBLY KATARA). NATURALLY THE DEFAULT ICONS FOR BOTH CAPSLOCK_ATLARP AND CAPS_ATLA_OOC ARE OF ME, SO HARU CAN STOP BLOWING KISSES TO HIS REFLECTION ALREADY. AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE COMMITTED FRATRICIDE IN KILLING SPARKY SPARKY BOOM MAN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T COUNT SINCE HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD. IS SPARKY A ZOMBIE?! ...YEAH, BUSINESS AS USUAL. THINK I'LL JUST CRAWL INTO MY SLEEPING BAG AND GNAW ON THE EDGES OF IT WHILST PRETENDING IT'S BBQ MOOSELION SHORTRIBS. OR POLISH MY SWORD, IT'S A TOSSUP.