The people vs skudlack.
El Douchacabra: And I am going to dress as a Roman Gladiator and fight a lion at the zoo
Rebel Elph: yeah right
Rebel Elph: your gonna get sexually tamed by a sealion
El Douchacabra: It was an idea
El Douchacabra: What
El Douchacabra: No way
Rebel Elph: its gonna bang you on a rock
El Douchacabra: That would be the most action Ive had in a while
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Rebel Elph: al: leave me alone mr sealion
Rebel Elph: Sealion:OHHHHH YEAH!!!
Rebel Elph: Sealion: ON THE ROCK!!!
El Douchacabra: Hahaha
Rebel Elph: hahaha you dont know how much this actually amused me man
I amuse easly. Whats up my friends? I had the "meeting" it invovled all the employees and was a hour long. Now only 2 people pointed fingers it wasnt as bad as i had originally suspected.
I like my coworkeres I really do man and I dont really like alot of people so thats saying alot man. But I got this fucking douche I'll call him Skudlak who i work with...i mean "work for". This guy comes in as the manager right off the bat and doesnt know shit. I didnt even mind that man I got a kick out the guy originally because he was on a minor power trip and wore a suit to do manual labor. Sometimes life changes.
Now this guy comes in like the lone douchebag and i have to see him everyday.
The case against Skudlack:
This guy picks me up every morning blasting the z morning Zoo and rocking the windows down when its 30 degress out. Thats not bad at all but say the boss tells you this guy is comming at 8. Well come 7 of clock this guy will be blaring the horn and get pissed off because your late. The reason for this? He woke up early.
Even thats not bad. The thing I cant stand is the guy fucking yells at people and he doesnt know shit and its not the kind of the thing where a do0d fucks up big time. For instance:
Brett: Skudlack...what should I do?
Skudlack:(yelling at the top of his lungs) DIDNT YOU LEARN ANYTHING AT SCHOOL!?
Not that the school had anything to do with taking down sheetrock. Well you get the point. Or when El asked directions for a place he has never been before:
El: yo how do I get to york?
Skud: Take route 80 all the way down. (now switch to a sarcastic yell at the top of his lungs.) DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE THAT DOWN FOR YOU?
I had to go to mold adbatement class with Skud and at one point the teacher is talking about putting a mutagen checmical down on the floor. Whats a mutagen the teachers asks. Skud just loud enough for me to hear him in a voice that suggested a serious inguiry says "...mutant..."
Skud please say that out loud so the class could have a laugh at your expense. Yeah skud there putting the x men on the floor they grasp the extreme cleaning power of wolverine on a kitchen floor. Yeah Skud chemical X for all your mutant cleaning needs. YEAH SKUD I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE GODAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! FUCK YOU AHHHHHH!!!!!! SONOFABITCH!
But class wasnt that bad at the end, we got along together mostly because the teacher sounded like ernest when ever he said "you know what i mean.". Skud got a kick out of that so much he laughed the whole time dropping us off. Then he said he was gonna call another worker kieth and say "you know what i mean" and hang up.
I tell joe this story and Joe says "you should call him and do that." Shit the guy was cracking up and enjoying it, so i figured it would be a good idea. I tell joe that and call him up on speaker phone. The following dialog continues.
Brett: You know what I mean?
16 seconds of silence
sKudlack: What? (somber tone)
Brett: Skud you know what im saying man!?
25 seconds of silence
sKudlack: WHAT! (sounded like he hated me....he probably does I dunno?)
Brett: You know from the class "You know what Im saying?", Like Dan the teacher the thing he was saying.
(15 seconds of silence.)
Skud: Yeah (same fucking tone.)
Brett: Oh allright man i was just seeing whats up man you have a good night and ill see you tommorow.
Then he hung up on me. It was 9 pm and he claims he was sleeping. Heres the real story. This fucking asshole was probably sitting in his room with out his shirt on whipping himself with a cat 0 9 tailed whip while reading the bible or someshit and I probably disturbed that. After wards he probably beat his wife
Skud: (hits wife in the face) I AM NOT TO BE DISTURBED AT 9 !
Wife: i didnt know!
SKud: Breaks chair over his wifes head) YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!? BITCH!
Probably only one person will get a kick out of this. Well who im kidding.
updated.
Rebel Elph: yeah right
Rebel Elph: your gonna get sexually tamed by a sealion
El Douchacabra: It was an idea
El Douchacabra: What
El Douchacabra: No way
Rebel Elph: its gonna bang you on a rock
El Douchacabra: That would be the most action Ive had in a while
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Rebel Elph: al: leave me alone mr sealion
Rebel Elph: Sealion:OHHHHH YEAH!!!
Rebel Elph: Sealion: ON THE ROCK!!!
El Douchacabra: Hahaha
Rebel Elph: hahaha you dont know how much this actually amused me man
I amuse easly. Whats up my friends? I had the "meeting" it invovled all the employees and was a hour long. Now only 2 people pointed fingers it wasnt as bad as i had originally suspected.
I like my coworkeres I really do man and I dont really like alot of people so thats saying alot man. But I got this fucking douche I'll call him Skudlak who i work with...i mean "work for". This guy comes in as the manager right off the bat and doesnt know shit. I didnt even mind that man I got a kick out the guy originally because he was on a minor power trip and wore a suit to do manual labor. Sometimes life changes.
Now this guy comes in like the lone douchebag and i have to see him everyday.
The case against Skudlack:
This guy picks me up every morning blasting the z morning Zoo and rocking the windows down when its 30 degress out. Thats not bad at all but say the boss tells you this guy is comming at 8. Well come 7 of clock this guy will be blaring the horn and get pissed off because your late. The reason for this? He woke up early.
Even thats not bad. The thing I cant stand is the guy fucking yells at people and he doesnt know shit and its not the kind of the thing where a do0d fucks up big time. For instance:
Brett: Skudlack...what should I do?
Skudlack:(yelling at the top of his lungs) DIDNT YOU LEARN ANYTHING AT SCHOOL!?
Not that the school had anything to do with taking down sheetrock. Well you get the point. Or when El asked directions for a place he has never been before:
El: yo how do I get to york?
Skud: Take route 80 all the way down. (now switch to a sarcastic yell at the top of his lungs.) DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE THAT DOWN FOR YOU?
I had to go to mold adbatement class with Skud and at one point the teacher is talking about putting a mutagen checmical down on the floor. Whats a mutagen the teachers asks. Skud just loud enough for me to hear him in a voice that suggested a serious inguiry says "...mutant..."
Skud please say that out loud so the class could have a laugh at your expense. Yeah skud there putting the x men on the floor they grasp the extreme cleaning power of wolverine on a kitchen floor. Yeah Skud chemical X for all your mutant cleaning needs. YEAH SKUD I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE GODAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! FUCK YOU AHHHHHH!!!!!! SONOFABITCH!
But class wasnt that bad at the end, we got along together mostly because the teacher sounded like ernest when ever he said "you know what i mean.". Skud got a kick out of that so much he laughed the whole time dropping us off. Then he said he was gonna call another worker kieth and say "you know what i mean" and hang up.
I tell joe this story and Joe says "you should call him and do that." Shit the guy was cracking up and enjoying it, so i figured it would be a good idea. I tell joe that and call him up on speaker phone. The following dialog continues.
Brett: You know what I mean?
16 seconds of silence
sKudlack: What? (somber tone)
Brett: Skud you know what im saying man!?
25 seconds of silence
sKudlack: WHAT! (sounded like he hated me....he probably does I dunno?)
Brett: You know from the class "You know what Im saying?", Like Dan the teacher the thing he was saying.
(15 seconds of silence.)
Skud: Yeah (same fucking tone.)
Brett: Oh allright man i was just seeing whats up man you have a good night and ill see you tommorow.
Then he hung up on me. It was 9 pm and he claims he was sleeping. Heres the real story. This fucking asshole was probably sitting in his room with out his shirt on whipping himself with a cat 0 9 tailed whip while reading the bible or someshit and I probably disturbed that. After wards he probably beat his wife
Skud: (hits wife in the face) I AM NOT TO BE DISTURBED AT 9 !
Wife: i didnt know!
SKud: Breaks chair over his wifes head) YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!? BITCH!
Probably only one person will get a kick out of this. Well who im kidding.
updated.