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Im the luckiest sonofabitch. Well I thought I was. The other day Im with Ali at the mall getting ready to leave in the ALI MOBILE. I throw out all the mcdonalds junk out of his window and we start driving. Cop starts following us so Ali takes all the back roads around the various stores at the mall and cop is on us like crazy. We knew we were gonna get pulled over. I lean over to Ali "I cant go back to jail" and I start laughing. Ali has a smirk on his face. Just then the cop puts on his lights but because of a the traffic situation he cant get right behind us. Light turns green and ALI hits 80 mph VRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooom. We make it on to route 80 and end up in little falls as free man.
Ive been sober for three weeks. Well I was sober for 3 weeks until monday night. I go to Brooklyn with Joe and Phil. Phil gets me these 40's of Saint Ids,shit how can I say no to that? I get my drunk on at this show in some cat's apartment. Life is good man.
I go outside to mingle with some people and talking to phil while were drinking.
Brett: Beer beer beer, beeer?
Phil: Beer beer beeer.
Brett: Beer?
Phil: Beer!
Brett: Beeer? beer! Beeer beer beer
Phil: BEEER beer beer.
As you can see it was a real deep converstation. All of a sudden i hear whoop whoop. Shit, the cops are here. Low and behold 3 seconds later im in cuffs getting frisked. I have no id or social security it went over well. Anyway I was issued a summons and I got court on may 17.
(hand cuffed)
Brett: SHIT! DONT JUST ARREST ME! POUR THE REST OF THE BEER IN MY MOUTH!
I wish i said that. But I didnt. (sigh)
Work found out about this as I was late to get up in the morning. Unknowngst to me we got some complainers about the b man:
one guy complained about my pants sagging.
One guy complained I dont know how to do anything.
Another complained about me not waking up this morning.
And lastly someone complained about my drinking.
might as well summed it up by calling me a party animal. Thats right baby.
So they want to call a meeting where all these people are gonna be in a office and adress me about these problems. Thats atleast a 4 to 1 man. Im gonna even the odds.
Brett: Ladies and gents speaking on behalf will be Abe! (pulls out penis and grasps it) Ohhhh brett you drink to much boooo hoooo and you were late one day Bboooooo hoooo.(pulls penis back in and zips up) Any other questions I need to adress? No? Well you guys talked about bieng the party.... WELL I AM THE PARTY!
MOTHER FUCKA!
Well kids if I get fired I want you to know it was a morale victory for me. I also want you to send me money. Money and beer. IF you have any carboard boxes say from a televison or a maybe even a refridgerator that will also be as apperciated as the for mentioned requests.
(preferably without urine stains/smell)
Later do0ds
-bp
Ive been sober for three weeks. Well I was sober for 3 weeks until monday night. I go to Brooklyn with Joe and Phil. Phil gets me these 40's of Saint Ids,shit how can I say no to that? I get my drunk on at this show in some cat's apartment. Life is good man.
I go outside to mingle with some people and talking to phil while were drinking.
Brett: Beer beer beer, beeer?
Phil: Beer beer beeer.
Brett: Beer?
Phil: Beer!
Brett: Beeer? beer! Beeer beer beer
Phil: BEEER beer beer.
As you can see it was a real deep converstation. All of a sudden i hear whoop whoop. Shit, the cops are here. Low and behold 3 seconds later im in cuffs getting frisked. I have no id or social security it went over well. Anyway I was issued a summons and I got court on may 17.
(hand cuffed)
Brett: SHIT! DONT JUST ARREST ME! POUR THE REST OF THE BEER IN MY MOUTH!
I wish i said that. But I didnt. (sigh)
Work found out about this as I was late to get up in the morning. Unknowngst to me we got some complainers about the b man:
one guy complained about my pants sagging.
One guy complained I dont know how to do anything.
Another complained about me not waking up this morning.
And lastly someone complained about my drinking.
might as well summed it up by calling me a party animal. Thats right baby.
So they want to call a meeting where all these people are gonna be in a office and adress me about these problems. Thats atleast a 4 to 1 man. Im gonna even the odds.
Brett: Ladies and gents speaking on behalf will be Abe! (pulls out penis and grasps it) Ohhhh brett you drink to much boooo hoooo and you were late one day Bboooooo hoooo.(pulls penis back in and zips up) Any other questions I need to adress? No? Well you guys talked about bieng the party.... WELL I AM THE PARTY!
MOTHER FUCKA!
Well kids if I get fired I want you to know it was a morale victory for me. I also want you to send me money. Money and beer. IF you have any carboard boxes say from a televison or a maybe even a refridgerator that will also be as apperciated as the for mentioned requests.
(preferably without urine stains/smell)
Later do0ds
-bp