The Verona Talent Show
In my old town of verona they throw a talent show at the high school every year. Where if you pay ten bucks you pretty much have a time slot to perform whatever you want in front of a crowd basicly concisting up a shit load of people from the town. They have tv crews and stuff that film and put on local acess.
Anyway I go to it every so often to see how kids that I knew from high school are doing and see the acts. Their's nothing more comedic then someone you know Dad or family getting up on stage and embarsing said person.
Allright I'll be honest thats the only real reason I go to these things,because im a cynical prick.
At one point Stranka little sister comes out to perform a dance number. So I did what a gentleman would do and lean over and whisper to stranka.
"Take me to fantasy land."
His response was quick and to the point.
"ILL TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"
Next time Stranka....next time.
Smart ass comments about each performer continued until Pat got on stage and did stand up....Then they really started flowing. Pat went over his time limit and the Mcs started edging in on him to get off the stage. Finally he gets off and I go leave my seat to congratlate him. I get back stage and this Do0d Ben Libert gets on stage and starts singing a broadway number. I hate this mother fucker. This little twerp all through high school he was the drama kid in all the plays and shit. Allways the star, allways the professional. Guy basicly acts like a diva.
Anyway I guess his parents run the fucking show because he goes on last to perform with a wireless mic. His brother and his father have stage crew shirts on back stage and have headsets on.
I noticed this while im talking to Pat. I tell him to follow me to the back of the stage. We get back there and the crew is giving us dirty looks. But doesnt say anything about us bieng back there at first. I start making a plan with Pat and he nods his head and walks back into the hallway.
I start walking torwards the stage while un buttoning my pants and then just as he is finishing some emotional broadway number the curtian flaps open with the spot light on it everything. Fucking low and Behond my ass and balls made a special guest apperance in the number. The crew starts chasing me as I run out laughing like crazy. I hear a gasp comming from the audiance. I run into the hall and yell at pat to start the car. He doesnt do anything. I end up running out and having to wait about 5 mins before anyone comes out and picks me up.
Pat gets banned from ever performing just because he is my friend.
So basicly it was a win win situation for comedy.
Well If your parents or family or you were there you can truthfull admit that they have seen my bare ass. I learned alot from the incident today and that is...well.... Okay I didnt learn anything and Im a immature asshole. But lets get down to bass tracks when I say this
"John Doe never funny"...
Peace
Anyway I go to it every so often to see how kids that I knew from high school are doing and see the acts. Their's nothing more comedic then someone you know Dad or family getting up on stage and embarsing said person.
Allright I'll be honest thats the only real reason I go to these things,because im a cynical prick.
At one point Stranka little sister comes out to perform a dance number. So I did what a gentleman would do and lean over and whisper to stranka.
"Take me to fantasy land."
His response was quick and to the point.
"ILL TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"
Next time Stranka....next time.
Smart ass comments about each performer continued until Pat got on stage and did stand up....Then they really started flowing. Pat went over his time limit and the Mcs started edging in on him to get off the stage. Finally he gets off and I go leave my seat to congratlate him. I get back stage and this Do0d Ben Libert gets on stage and starts singing a broadway number. I hate this mother fucker. This little twerp all through high school he was the drama kid in all the plays and shit. Allways the star, allways the professional. Guy basicly acts like a diva.
Anyway I guess his parents run the fucking show because he goes on last to perform with a wireless mic. His brother and his father have stage crew shirts on back stage and have headsets on.
I noticed this while im talking to Pat. I tell him to follow me to the back of the stage. We get back there and the crew is giving us dirty looks. But doesnt say anything about us bieng back there at first. I start making a plan with Pat and he nods his head and walks back into the hallway.
I start walking torwards the stage while un buttoning my pants and then just as he is finishing some emotional broadway number the curtian flaps open with the spot light on it everything. Fucking low and Behond my ass and balls made a special guest apperance in the number. The crew starts chasing me as I run out laughing like crazy. I hear a gasp comming from the audiance. I run into the hall and yell at pat to start the car. He doesnt do anything. I end up running out and having to wait about 5 mins before anyone comes out and picks me up.
Pat gets banned from ever performing just because he is my friend.
So basicly it was a win win situation for comedy.
Well If your parents or family or you were there you can truthfull admit that they have seen my bare ass. I learned alot from the incident today and that is...well.... Okay I didnt learn anything and Im a immature asshole. But lets get down to bass tracks when I say this
"John Doe never funny"...
Peace