it's ten in the morning and i have been drinking.
A very Joe Christmas special:
You know alot of times I poke fun at my friend Joe and it's all in good fun. Joe is one of my best friends so I decided to make a special holyday update for him.
Joe: really Brett!
Brett: yes joe. It takes the Holidays to relize how a friendship has helped ones life. You know Joe I dont really have a family and your friendship has helped so very much and in a way you have been a mentor to me.
Joe: wow Brett I dont know what to say man. Thats awsome.
Youve been a great friend to!
Brett: yeah thats all fine and well... if I wasnt lying.
Joe: (face drops) What!?
Brett: OHhhhhhh Yeah Did you get it?
Joes dad comes out from behind the couch with a camera in hand
Joe's dad: Oh hell yeah you should have seen his face!
Brett: GET IT (high five)
Joe's dads: friends!? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Brett: OH MAN DID YOU GET A CLOSE UP OF HIS FACE HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Joe's dad: YO! It came out so good HAHAHAHAHA it's so fucking great!!!
Joe: I dont get it!? What!? I HATE YOU GUYS (Starts sobbing) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Joes dad: (Looks over at joe) Oh yeah Whatcha gonna do when daddy comes for you. All over your mothers pussy.
Brett: What?
Joe: Huh...
Staring ensues...2 mins later.
Brett: OH! I get it! GET IT! (High five)
Joe: OH SCREW YOU!! ..you guys can go fuck yourselves. (runs upstairs crying)
Joe's dad: YEAH! Go upstairs... and... Pretened to have friends.... DICK!
Brett: Oh man...your really on fire today. Shit...
Joe's dad: Well beers on me today.
Brett: Now your talking
Well wasnt that a wonderfull story kids. I hope you guys learned alot from the very joe christmas special. I sure did.
Anyway its like 11 in the moring and im plastered. Fuck.But thats not important right now what is...well I dont know.
Peace.
Golden Blade lord of the prom.
and remeber the only time that is better to give then recieve is when your in a fist fight.
PEACE ALL IN YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY!!!
You know alot of times I poke fun at my friend Joe and it's all in good fun. Joe is one of my best friends so I decided to make a special holyday update for him.
Joe: really Brett!
Brett: yes joe. It takes the Holidays to relize how a friendship has helped ones life. You know Joe I dont really have a family and your friendship has helped so very much and in a way you have been a mentor to me.
Joe: wow Brett I dont know what to say man. Thats awsome.
Youve been a great friend to!
Brett: yeah thats all fine and well... if I wasnt lying.
Joe: (face drops) What!?
Brett: OHhhhhhh Yeah Did you get it?
Joes dad comes out from behind the couch with a camera in hand
Joe's dad: Oh hell yeah you should have seen his face!
Brett: GET IT (high five)
Joe's dads: friends!? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Brett: OH MAN DID YOU GET A CLOSE UP OF HIS FACE HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Joe's dad: YO! It came out so good HAHAHAHAHA it's so fucking great!!!
Joe: I dont get it!? What!? I HATE YOU GUYS (Starts sobbing) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Joes dad: (Looks over at joe) Oh yeah Whatcha gonna do when daddy comes for you. All over your mothers pussy.
Brett: What?
Joe: Huh...
Staring ensues...2 mins later.
Brett: OH! I get it! GET IT! (High five)
Joe: OH SCREW YOU!! ..you guys can go fuck yourselves. (runs upstairs crying)
Joe's dad: YEAH! Go upstairs... and... Pretened to have friends.... DICK!
Brett: Oh man...your really on fire today. Shit...
Joe's dad: Well beers on me today.
Brett: Now your talking
Well wasnt that a wonderfull story kids. I hope you guys learned alot from the very joe christmas special. I sure did.
Anyway its like 11 in the moring and im plastered. Fuck.But thats not important right now what is...well I dont know.
Peace.
Golden Blade lord of the prom.
and remeber the only time that is better to give then recieve is when your in a fist fight.
PEACE ALL IN YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY!!!