HEY NO BANGING!
Allright Allright.
It's been a while since I really updated this thing and when I do I get slack from people. I think my journal is the only one that gets this. One time I posted a story and some one was so pissed off that it didnt tickle his funny bone that they imed me and started talking about how bad it was and such. I'd love to see that happen in some one elses journal.
"Dear journal i feel down and I been diagonesed with testicular cancer. I only have 5 months to live.
current status- terminal"
Randomdo0d420: Do0d I just wasnt feeling that entry.
kid6763: What it's my journal these are my inter most thoughts and expressions.
Randomdo0d420: Do0d it was horrible, I didnt find any of it funny dont post like that ever again.
Kid6763: WHAT!! IM DYING!!!!
Randomdo0d420:B-O-R-E-I-N-G!!!! More like current status LAME.
Maybe It's just that I suck? No thats nots right...no... NO YOU SUCK! Where am I going with this except that the long lost Joe vs the leaves entry was good? No where. I digress, I learned somthing this week, drum roll please.
(Drum roll)
Joe's moms name is PAM!
OH YEAH PAM
PRECIOUS PAM!!!
THE PRECIOUS PAM!!!! PRECIOUS PAM!!!
(strokes left arm with right hand)
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh precious pam....
He wants the precious pam. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.
(door opens)
Godmother: Brett who are you talking to!?
Brett: OH GOD DONT LOOK AT ME
Godmother: Whats going on!?
Brett: Oh god close the DOOR!!! close the door!
Godmother: Okay...
Brett: DONT LOOK AT ME!!!
(Door closes)
Godfather: What was that about?
Godmother: He's bieng wierd again...
Godfather:....
Godfather: That fucker is out there.
On the rents news. They found this journal and they gave me a long talk about it. Oh man most people would stop after having that happen to them. But those people have a sense of shame and thats not me. So I'm still here, But before I go Joe posted a little ditty about me the other day. It was funny but it seemed odd because it seemed like I wrote it. What Im getting at here is that Joe used some old material and used it against me! I have to respond man.
The Intervention
Joe's Dad: joe Wake up!
Joe: What it's 7 in the morning! I dont work today!
Joe's Dad: Somthing happened go to the living room now!
Joe gets his stuff gathered and walks into the living room where he finds a large gathering of his family and friends. He is baffled but then as he gazes the crowd he comes across Brett's face.
Joe: OHHHH YEAH SOME ONE IS HAVING A INTERVENTION BECAUSE HE IS AN ACHOOLIC!!!
Tom: (puts hand on joe's shoulder) Actually the intervention is for you.
Joe: What! I dont Drink or do drugs!
Mike Selleck: Yeah Caption awsome! Posi RULES!
Brett: YOU SIT DOWN I ONLY BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER THINKS I SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. GO OUT SIDE AND WAIT BY THE CORNER!!!
Mike: sorry...
Joe's Dad: Joey.... The problem is that you plagerize Brett and you need to be stopped.
Tom: Joe he is right it's getting out of hand.
Brett: OHHHHHH HELL YEAH!
Joe: I dont plagerize him What is this!
Libby: It's true Joe when your telling jokes your allways plagerizing him.
Al: it's true.
Joe: WHAT!? This is insane!
Brett: Is it joe? We thought you might act like this. So your father put together a little sock puppet show to demonstrate the effect this has on your family and friends.
Joe's Dad: Okay Joe... Sock Puppet number 1 is going to be me. And your gonna be puppet number 2.
Joe: This is some serious bullshit.
Puppet 1: Hey Son how are you doing today?
Puppet 2: good good
Puppet 1: DONT TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE!!!!
Puppet 2: NO dad dont beat me!!!
(joes dad starts punching the puppets together at this point)
Puppet 2: Oh no not the stunner!
Puppet 1: STUNNNNER!!!!!!
Puppet 2: OH no!
(15 mins later)
Puppet 2: Not in the face!!!!
Joe: STOP! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
Tom: What doesnt it do!
Brett: Yeah keep going Joe's dad!
Joe: No! No FUCK YOU GUYS. Im gonna live in the van. You guys can go fuck yourselves!
(door slams)
Brett:....so now what do you guys want to do?
Joe's Dad: Want to drink a few beers?
Brett: Sure why not....
Joe's Dad: CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
Brett: GET IT!!! (High five)
--
Joe's Dad: joe Wake up!
Joe: Oh shit! It was only a dream. Thank god.
Joe's Dad: Somthing happened go to the living room now!
Joe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNNNNN!
Thats my update. It probably didnt make any sense. But it has a special fondness in my heart.
It's been a while since I really updated this thing and when I do I get slack from people. I think my journal is the only one that gets this. One time I posted a story and some one was so pissed off that it didnt tickle his funny bone that they imed me and started talking about how bad it was and such. I'd love to see that happen in some one elses journal.
"Dear journal i feel down and I been diagonesed with testicular cancer. I only have 5 months to live.
current status- terminal"
Randomdo0d420: Do0d I just wasnt feeling that entry.
kid6763: What it's my journal these are my inter most thoughts and expressions.
Randomdo0d420: Do0d it was horrible, I didnt find any of it funny dont post like that ever again.
Kid6763: WHAT!! IM DYING!!!!
Randomdo0d420:B-O-R-E-I-N-G!!!! More like current status LAME.
Maybe It's just that I suck? No thats nots right...no... NO YOU SUCK! Where am I going with this except that the long lost Joe vs the leaves entry was good? No where. I digress, I learned somthing this week, drum roll please.
(Drum roll)
Joe's moms name is PAM!
OH YEAH PAM
PRECIOUS PAM!!!
THE PRECIOUS PAM!!!! PRECIOUS PAM!!!
(strokes left arm with right hand)
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh precious pam....
He wants the precious pam. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.
(door opens)
Godmother: Brett who are you talking to!?
Brett: OH GOD DONT LOOK AT ME
Godmother: Whats going on!?
Brett: Oh god close the DOOR!!! close the door!
Godmother: Okay...
Brett: DONT LOOK AT ME!!!
(Door closes)
Godfather: What was that about?
Godmother: He's bieng wierd again...
Godfather:....
Godfather: That fucker is out there.
On the rents news. They found this journal and they gave me a long talk about it. Oh man most people would stop after having that happen to them. But those people have a sense of shame and thats not me. So I'm still here, But before I go Joe posted a little ditty about me the other day. It was funny but it seemed odd because it seemed like I wrote it. What Im getting at here is that Joe used some old material and used it against me! I have to respond man.
The Intervention
Joe's Dad: joe Wake up!
Joe: What it's 7 in the morning! I dont work today!
Joe's Dad: Somthing happened go to the living room now!
Joe gets his stuff gathered and walks into the living room where he finds a large gathering of his family and friends. He is baffled but then as he gazes the crowd he comes across Brett's face.
Joe: OHHHH YEAH SOME ONE IS HAVING A INTERVENTION BECAUSE HE IS AN ACHOOLIC!!!
Tom: (puts hand on joe's shoulder) Actually the intervention is for you.
Joe: What! I dont Drink or do drugs!
Mike Selleck: Yeah Caption awsome! Posi RULES!
Brett: YOU SIT DOWN I ONLY BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER THINKS I SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. GO OUT SIDE AND WAIT BY THE CORNER!!!
Mike: sorry...
Joe's Dad: Joey.... The problem is that you plagerize Brett and you need to be stopped.
Tom: Joe he is right it's getting out of hand.
Brett: OHHHHHH HELL YEAH!
Joe: I dont plagerize him What is this!
Libby: It's true Joe when your telling jokes your allways plagerizing him.
Al: it's true.
Joe: WHAT!? This is insane!
Brett: Is it joe? We thought you might act like this. So your father put together a little sock puppet show to demonstrate the effect this has on your family and friends.
Joe's Dad: Okay Joe... Sock Puppet number 1 is going to be me. And your gonna be puppet number 2.
Joe: This is some serious bullshit.
Puppet 1: Hey Son how are you doing today?
Puppet 2: good good
Puppet 1: DONT TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE!!!!
Puppet 2: NO dad dont beat me!!!
(joes dad starts punching the puppets together at this point)
Puppet 2: Oh no not the stunner!
Puppet 1: STUNNNNER!!!!!!
Puppet 2: OH no!
(15 mins later)
Puppet 2: Not in the face!!!!
Joe: STOP! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!
Tom: What doesnt it do!
Brett: Yeah keep going Joe's dad!
Joe: No! No FUCK YOU GUYS. Im gonna live in the van. You guys can go fuck yourselves!
(door slams)
Brett:....so now what do you guys want to do?
Joe's Dad: Want to drink a few beers?
Brett: Sure why not....
Joe's Dad: CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!
Brett: GET IT!!! (High five)
--
Joe's Dad: joe Wake up!
Joe: Oh shit! It was only a dream. Thank god.
Joe's Dad: Somthing happened go to the living room now!
Joe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNNNNN!
Thats my update. It probably didnt make any sense. But it has a special fondness in my heart.