Nov 07, 2003 09:02
The other day im talking to this girl Julie and she asks me to go visit her at work and I could get free stuff. It's a good deal, What can go wrong? Mother fucking Zivit could go wrong.
zivit eh? Ill get into that later but hear me out.
I go in this place with Ali and order somthing for us and it's all good. Then Zivit happens. See zivit is this girl I went to high school with. I allways felt bad for this girl because she got made fun of alot. I'm allways nice to her but for some reason she is nasty to me. I hold my tongue everytime because I figure shes mad at the world. Anyway fucking zivit comes out.
Zivit: what do you get?
Brett: Ahhh hey zivit,umm this girls got us.
Zivit: WHAT DID YOU GET?
Then Julie (the girl) comes over and says shes got us.
Zivit wouldnt have it man. So Julie lies about what we get so that we get some sort of discountant. Zivit comes up to Ali and myself and goes:
"Im the assistant manager here....dont mess with our girls"
Holy shit THE ASSISTANT MANAGER DUN DUN DUN!
Then she goes to all to all the girls working
"I went to high school with them. Dont talk to them"
Then we basicly get thrown out. But not before Julie snuk us out some stuff. Ali and me are walking out to the car and I suggest going back in there and putting zivit in a headlock and we just start cracking up.
OH man zivits a godamn menace. She needs to be stopped.
Then I decide to go to see the new matrix with Quotes and Ali. The fucking thing was worse then the aids. Worse then that Quotes tried to explain it! He didnt have a fucking clue.
Anyway that was a sober entry from a sober man. Enjoy.