The Cop vs Joe
Hey no material? No problem, Im convos the un funny solution to a un-funny journal!
Rebel Elph: hey
Rebel Elph: want to drink a few beers tonight?
Cdishwalla: negative
Rebel Elph: What?
Cdishwalla: negative
Rebel Elph: why not?
Cdishwalla: well
Cdishwalla: why dont we just skip past my excuse and get right to you calling me a sonuvabitch eh?
Rebel Elph: No fuck you
Cdishwalla: ooh a new one
Cdishwalla: fuck you
Rebel Elph: oh man
Cdishwalla: ha
Rebel Elph: your a godamn douche bag
Rebel Elph: look
Cdishwalla: they really need to make a pull-string doll out of you
Rebel Elph: what are your really doing where you cant drink a few beers
Cdishwalla: "my size brett"
Rebel Elph: its been done before
Rebel Elph: there was allready one
Rebel Elph: I see your speechless
Cdishwalla: just like the real brett, this one's 3 ft 8
Cdishwalla: and
Cdishwalla: comes with a slew of catch phrases
Cdishwalla: such as, "you're a fucking douchebag"
Rebel Elph: go back to john doe and get some new material
Cdishwalla: "you're a sick bitch"
Cdishwalla: and the ever popular "im a god damn beast legend you sick bitch"
Cdishwalla: or, insert one of 5 other media cards (sold seperately), each containing 10 more phrases!
Rebel Elph: im gonna make a doll of your father with his catch phrases
Rebel Elph: "I swear officer the hooker was dead when I got here"
Rebel Elph: "I didnt mean to hit her but she wouldnt get my beer"
Rebel Elph: and the ever popular
Rebel Elph: "I have no son!!!"
Cdishwalla: ha
Rebel Elph: Man fucking with me is like fucking with something
Rebel Elph: and fucking with your mother is like 5 bucks
Rebel Elph: GODAMN!
Cdishwalla: did we forget to mention my size brett also comes with a barrage of cosmetics accessories, so you can dress up my size brett as a hooker and put it on the corner.....the real people wouldn't know the difference
Cdishwalla: or buy my size brett Action Packs (tm) that capture historic moments in time, such as the Brett patton 18th birthday pack, complete with a miniature drivers test course and a six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: Did I forget to mention
Rebel Elph: Life size steve comes with a minutare mini van and a bag of candy
Rebel Elph: for those ever to close life imitating art instances
Cdishwalla: or, the Brett takes his SAT pack, complete with pencil, paper, and six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Cdishwalla: or the Brett shows up to work pack, complete with mop, bucket, and six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Cdishwalla: more action packs soon kids
Rebel Elph: you sonofabitch
Rebel Elph: IM STILL THE BEST!
Cdishwalla: also in development is the staranka doll, we don't kow what it' wont get laid thats for damn sure
Cdishwalla: it'll do *
Rebel Elph: hahaha complete with "cuddle because i cant hard action"
Rebel Elph: and " climbing a tree with binoculars action"
I dont know whats more disturbing the action packs or the fact that such a doll has been made. Godamn I hate my friends.
Rebel Elph: hey
Rebel Elph: want to drink a few beers tonight?
Cdishwalla: negative
Rebel Elph: What?
Cdishwalla: negative
Rebel Elph: why not?
Cdishwalla: well
Cdishwalla: why dont we just skip past my excuse and get right to you calling me a sonuvabitch eh?
Rebel Elph: No fuck you
Cdishwalla: ooh a new one
Cdishwalla: fuck you
Rebel Elph: oh man
Cdishwalla: ha
Rebel Elph: your a godamn douche bag
Rebel Elph: look
Cdishwalla: they really need to make a pull-string doll out of you
Rebel Elph: what are your really doing where you cant drink a few beers
Cdishwalla: "my size brett"
Rebel Elph: its been done before
Rebel Elph: there was allready one
Rebel Elph: I see your speechless
Cdishwalla: just like the real brett, this one's 3 ft 8
Cdishwalla: and
Cdishwalla: comes with a slew of catch phrases
Cdishwalla: such as, "you're a fucking douchebag"
Rebel Elph: go back to john doe and get some new material
Cdishwalla: "you're a sick bitch"
Cdishwalla: and the ever popular "im a god damn beast legend you sick bitch"
Cdishwalla: or, insert one of 5 other media cards (sold seperately), each containing 10 more phrases!
Rebel Elph: im gonna make a doll of your father with his catch phrases
Rebel Elph: "I swear officer the hooker was dead when I got here"
Rebel Elph: "I didnt mean to hit her but she wouldnt get my beer"
Rebel Elph: and the ever popular
Rebel Elph: "I have no son!!!"
Cdishwalla: ha
Rebel Elph: Man fucking with me is like fucking with something
Rebel Elph: and fucking with your mother is like 5 bucks
Rebel Elph: GODAMN!
Cdishwalla: did we forget to mention my size brett also comes with a barrage of cosmetics accessories, so you can dress up my size brett as a hooker and put it on the corner.....the real people wouldn't know the difference
Cdishwalla: or buy my size brett Action Packs (tm) that capture historic moments in time, such as the Brett patton 18th birthday pack, complete with a miniature drivers test course and a six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: Did I forget to mention
Rebel Elph: Life size steve comes with a minutare mini van and a bag of candy
Rebel Elph: for those ever to close life imitating art instances
Cdishwalla: or, the Brett takes his SAT pack, complete with pencil, paper, and six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Cdishwalla: or the Brett shows up to work pack, complete with mop, bucket, and six pack of beer!
Rebel Elph: hahaha
Cdishwalla: more action packs soon kids
Rebel Elph: you sonofabitch
Rebel Elph: IM STILL THE BEST!
Cdishwalla: also in development is the staranka doll, we don't kow what it' wont get laid thats for damn sure
Cdishwalla: it'll do *
Rebel Elph: hahaha complete with "cuddle because i cant hard action"
Rebel Elph: and " climbing a tree with binoculars action"
I dont know whats more disturbing the action packs or the fact that such a doll has been made. Godamn I hate my friends.