thats why they pay you the big bucks
Hallowmas YAY!!! Oh boy lets go...fuck yourself. Another Hallowmas is here and Tom and Al asked me dress up according to a theme they choose. HEY! Whoa...WHOA.... WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
fuck that! I allready decided what I am going to be and that is Tom's step dad. All I need a Pony express performance movers shirt and a bottle of grey goose. Now I know what your saying "arent you going to be sober for halloween" that was funny and all but I probably have had sex with your mother on 3 seperate ocassions. People have been talking to me about my drinking out of concern for my wellfare and I really apperciate it. But the truth of the matter is im only bringing the bottle because im a method actor and believe into getting into the role. Besides that I only drink on social ocassions like Christmas,new years, saint pats, and mondays,tuesdays,thursdays,fridays and saturdays.
Shit you guys know im only kidding right. I mean I really cant act for shit.
Speaking of drinking whens the last time you seen a guy put a lamp shade on his head when he was drunk? We need to bring that shit back. Fuck this we shit I have class at 4 o clock. IM gonna bring it back. If you want somthing done right you got to do it yourself. I mean this class I have is taught by a blind guy. Which brings me to the question that is obviously on all our minds!
What if I moved his desk in front of the door...?
Blind guy: OOOOOOH MY NUTS!!!
Brett: (whistle)
(kicks out blind stick)
Blind guy: Help some one help me I cant get up... Wheres my trustly dog Xavier.
(class looks over by the door)
(finds Joe butt fucking the dog)
Joe: ARGGGGGGGGG!!!!
(Class is horrfied)
Brett: Joe...Thats not cool. Not cool at all.
Blind Guy: XAVIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit I got a sick mind. Later
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
fuck that! I allready decided what I am going to be and that is Tom's step dad. All I need a Pony express performance movers shirt and a bottle of grey goose. Now I know what your saying "arent you going to be sober for halloween" that was funny and all but I probably have had sex with your mother on 3 seperate ocassions. People have been talking to me about my drinking out of concern for my wellfare and I really apperciate it. But the truth of the matter is im only bringing the bottle because im a method actor and believe into getting into the role. Besides that I only drink on social ocassions like Christmas,new years, saint pats, and mondays,tuesdays,thursdays,fridays and saturdays.
Shit you guys know im only kidding right. I mean I really cant act for shit.
Speaking of drinking whens the last time you seen a guy put a lamp shade on his head when he was drunk? We need to bring that shit back. Fuck this we shit I have class at 4 o clock. IM gonna bring it back. If you want somthing done right you got to do it yourself. I mean this class I have is taught by a blind guy. Which brings me to the question that is obviously on all our minds!
What if I moved his desk in front of the door...?
Blind guy: OOOOOOH MY NUTS!!!
Brett: (whistle)
(kicks out blind stick)
Blind guy: Help some one help me I cant get up... Wheres my trustly dog Xavier.
(class looks over by the door)
(finds Joe butt fucking the dog)
Joe: ARGGGGGGGGG!!!!
(Class is horrfied)
Brett: Joe...Thats not cool. Not cool at all.
Blind Guy: XAVIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit I got a sick mind. Later