Just rolled in!

[jerkstore]

Still unemployed OWWWWWWWWW!!! Yeah, its great but not withouts its conciquences. The other day I find a note sliped under my from my god parents that was basicly a two page list of complients. Here are some colorfull excerpts

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[poachagolly]

i think i love you.

[jerkstore]

Allright lets go to vegas and get hitched allready.

[poachagolly]

done and done.

::brett looks at left hand, sees wedding band::
"NOOOOO!!! good god, woman, it was a damn JOKE!"

[jerkstore]

hey as long as i get to be a "house husband" its all good.

[poachagolly]

however, i must tell you that i require sexual gratification 3-4 times a week. and by week i mean day.

(are we [am i] taking this joke a little too far?)

[jerkstore]

Well to be honest when ever a joke invovles female sexual gratification that joke never gets goes to far or gets old. OWWWWWWWWW!!!

Keep em comming kid!