Jul 15, 2003 00:11
I need your love because Im Fiiiiiiiire
I need your love come and run to me
Godamn i got that song stuck in my head for days.I found my long lost house key so no more breaking in through windows ANNND I got my job back. This is a godamn ocassion to be celebrated. How does one celebrate this?
Skip school and go to Bayonne NJ.
Live journal Community: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Let it out...Let it all out
Live journal Community: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Before I get all the hate posts let me just say that Bayonne isnt really the asshole of NJ. Stranka's homeland is a nice place so hold the boos to the end of the entry.
Why was I in in Bayone? The answer is I was searching for the bumplander. See when Chris (stranka) moved into my town he had this bump on his forehead and still has it to this day. I allways wondered about the bump and then I asked about what happened and he told me:
The story was he was in a bathroom in a school in Bayonne and he was going out the bathroom and he ran into a kid comming in and they bonked heads. A simple story, I sat and then a sick thought hit me... if they bonked heads...that means.... THERES TWO OF THEM OUT THERE!!!
Thus the Bumplander theory was born, That they had identical bumps and somehow they wanted to destory each other because there could be only one. SOMEHOW through fate they were intertwined to each other. I asked Chris the identity of the other Bumplander but he "claims" he doesnt know the kid and hasnt seen him since.
So I went out to seek the other unknown bumplander to seek his wisedom. I didnt find him..
Allright so I skipped school with El to meet with some girls in bayone but I think my godfather would understand and apperciate the bumplander story more. Besides if I did come across the bumplander I would have asked for wisedom and the secrets of the universe but unfortunatly it didnt happen. Hey I got a job and now I have a means to afford beer life is grand.
John doe on the other hand isnt.
later dudes