Quotes vs Brett the law suit

Jul 13, 2003 18:27

Im taking Quotes (scumdogrp7) to court for yesterdays incidents let me tell you about the case.

I woke up a sunny summer morning around 9 o clock, little did I know about the horror that was about to un-fold. I get a call from my old coworkers saying they were in the area on a job and that my boss wasnt around. I head over and and we start drinking, yes it was 9 in the morning and yes I was drunk GOOOOOOOOOOODAMN :Inhales soundly for 45 seconds:: IM A LEGEND. Anyway after finishing a 30 pack I decided to call and ask my friend quotes if he could give them a ride home so they wouldnt have to take the bus drunk. he agress and gives them a ride. I ask what he was doing after this. "The arcade" he said, I asked if I could come he agreed. Little did I know what was going to un-fold...little did I know.

So quotes starts playing and losing at 3rd strike, his favorite game that he competes in. In the excitment I started doing a drum roll on the machine and cheering for the other guy.

Then to my sheer surprise Quotes storms out!

Q: Your annoying me Im going home!

Me: can i get a ride!?

(car door slams)

Then he drives off with a determind look on his face. I was shocked, I got a ride from someone else a little later. I get home and call qoutes:

Me: Im taking you to court and sueing you for 5,000 dollars in damages for making me walk out in the parking lot.

me: 5,000 dollars!

(click) he hung up on me!

Then Ali and a couple of other friends were hanging out and Quotes says he wont hang out with them if I was going to be there. I'd Like to adress qoutes right now because he reads this:

Quotes... I didnt even matter if i didnt hang out because it was 5 clock and I was hung over so screw you! Im going to sue you for 5,000 dollars and your going to lose! YOUR GOING DOWN I CAN SEE IT NOW:

Nick J: Oh Quotes honey let me get a kleenex you got somthing on your face.

NO NO NOOOOO..Not like i ever visualize that...SHUT UP THIS ISNT ABOUT ME! What I ment was this!!!

Brett: So I had to walk to his car only to have him drive off.

Judge Wapner: Thats terrible Do you have anything to say young man!

Quotes: He made a drunken scene at the arcade... AND IT WAS 1 0 clock in the afternoon! So i left him there.

Judge: well Judgement to the plantiff for 5,000 dollars. Id Also like to sentance the Defendant quotes to death for listing to dream theather.

Brett: HELL YEAH!!!

Yeah, i was hung over at 5 pm but so what that prevented me from going out and causing more drunken scenes. Concider it a charitable cause or it could have been like what happened today:

Location Little Falls...Joes House.

Joe walks in to find His Dad and Brett drinking beers.

Joe: What the hell is going on in here!? You guys are drinking!? How could you!?

Dad: Joe.. Your not my son.

Joe: Wahhhhhhhhhhh (storms out of house in tears)

Brett: HELL YEAH!!!

|b | Hell
| J | Yeah
| P| Mr B 420!
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