Direction

Jul 11, 2003 11:46

Godamn I just woke up,This is the latest I slept in a while, I need some godamn direction. Yesterday I spent 90 some odd dollars on a math book. A fucking math book, for 90 bucks this book should be able to suck my dick and get me high. Hey now theres an experiment kids! Thats what I told the lady at the book store anyway. She told me that going to college one day i'll be a rich man. Man if I was rich the first thing I would do would be to buy a huge rotwieler dog and name it stump fuck. Why? Well I dont know but I think it would be pretty cool. Then I would buy every copy of puttytang,juwanna man,XxX and have them destoryed. But why think of that shit when I have dilemas at hand? I need to concentrate and brain storm and come up with a solution to the task at hand. I need some direction, let me consult the crystal ball:

I can sort of make something out over here...

Its kind of hazy...

Somthing is starting to form...

wait...
WAIT!!!

I CAN SEE THE ANSWER

"No one cares, START DRINKING HEAVLY!"

YES! THATS THE ANSWER!!!! YESSS!

Wild turkey for life because if you arent drinking the turkey you aint drinking at all. OhhhhhhhhhWwwwwwwweeeee!

Speaking of direction check this out:

Rebel Elph: Hey baby
Nikebabe429: what do u want?
Rebel Elph: Theres a train
Rebel Elph: and its in my pants
Nikebabe429: goodbye

Yeah that was a morale victory and arent those the best victories after all.

I think im going to see pirates of the carrbian today... I hope Joe doesnt dress up like a pirate:

Joe: ArrrrrrrRRR!!!

Brett: Joe please your embarsing me.

Joe: WALK THE PLANK MATEY!!!

Brett: Joe.. IM going to be serious now can you please stop there are people watching us your making a scene.

Joe: (imitates parrot voice) Awwwkkk Walk the plank.

Brett: FUCK YOU! ALLRIGHT FUCK YOU, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A PARROT ON YOU.

(Storms in mens room to get away from joe)

(joe follows)

Brett: Seriously leave me alone

Joe: Shiver me timbers

Brett: Fuck you

Joe: So you want to get some coke

Brett: Yeah sure why n

Joe: (Interupts) WALKKKKK THE PLANK!!!!!!

Joe: Awkkkk walk the plank awkkk

At this momment some huge guy at a urinal turns around thinking Joe is making some hardcore deviant gay sex refernce he turns around and locks eyes at Joe.

Random do0d: You can shiver my timbers sailor

(Benny hill music plays)

(chase ensues)

Best premire ever.
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