A great deal
I stoped to talk to our old friend Sarah. If you read this journal from back in the day you would remeber Sarah is a very rich girl who became furious when I merely brought up the notion that she is lived in a trailor. Anyway i stoped to talk to my old friend:
Rebel Elph: hey
oOScHaFeOo: who are you?
Rebel Elph: This is Roy Mcdermit of White Jesus Traliors
Rebel Elph: I believe you wanted a catalog?
oOScHaFeOo: ...
oOScHaFeOo: i dont know what your talking about.
Rebel Elph: You know for your trailor
oOScHaFeOo: i live in a mansion,
oOScHaFeOo: so fuck off, and tell all your friends to go away too
Rebel Elph: If calling your trailor that makes you feel better
Rebel Elph: but do you want the catalog?
oOScHaFeOo: i dont know what the fuck your taking about.
Rebel Elph: Your in denial
Rebel Elph: I think you need a doctor
oOScHaFeOo: i think you need a psychiatrist.
Rebel Elph: Or a bitchen deal on a new trailor
Rebel Elph: Look whats it going to take for me to get you in a brand new tralior
oOScHaFeOo: im sure my family is richer than yours
oOScHaFeOo: so leave me a lone
Rebel Elph: I dont have a family
Rebel Elph: BUT I DO HAVE GREAT DEALS ON TRAILORS!!!
oOScHaFeOo: thats nice.
oOScHaFeOo: no i dont care.
oOScHaFeOo: your so annoying
Rebel Elph: Look Ill even throw in some parts from White jesus trailor parts inc
Rebel Elph: High quality sir
oOScHaFeOo: sir?
Rebel Elph: yes sir
oOScHaFeOo: im a girl you dumbfuck
oOScHaFeOo: oh well fuck this im going shopping
Rebel Elph: for a trailor?
oOScHaFeOo: bye and leave me alone
oOScHaFeOo: no to abercrombie
Rebel Elph: they sell trailors now?
Rebel Elph: well what will they think of next?
oOScHaFeOo: they sell shirts shoes pants shkirts
Rebel Elph: why do you need that when i am offerening you the deal of a life time
Rebel Elph: on a trailor
Rebel Elph: that you can live in
oOScHaFeOo: because i live in a house
oOScHaFeOo: you a stupid little bastard anyways
Rebel Elph: Sir... Theres no shame in living in a trailor.
oOScHaFeOo: I LIVE IN A MANSION I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT MY HOUSE IS HUGE AS HELL
After that she warned me. Warned me alot.
In the other news At work i was put in chrage of watching the gym so these two kids are messing around with a tredmill and put it on Gazellerderbeast speed. Then one of the kid jumps on. Now I saw this comming and i probably should have told the kid not to do it. But I am a firm beliver in letting nature run its course. Anyway the kid hitts this thing thats going fucking warp speed and flys off. The kid is lying motionless on the floor and all im thinking is "That was fucking great!!! That seriously could have been one of the coolest things I ever seen." The kid was allright cut open his hand and burned his knee, but by the way he was whining about it you would think it was a bullet wound. I offerend to call 911 and have a medivac come down and then kid didnt think it was funny. I thought it was.
The end.
Rebel Elph: hey
oOScHaFeOo: who are you?
Rebel Elph: This is Roy Mcdermit of White Jesus Traliors
Rebel Elph: I believe you wanted a catalog?
oOScHaFeOo: ...
oOScHaFeOo: i dont know what your talking about.
Rebel Elph: You know for your trailor
oOScHaFeOo: i live in a mansion,
oOScHaFeOo: so fuck off, and tell all your friends to go away too
Rebel Elph: If calling your trailor that makes you feel better
Rebel Elph: but do you want the catalog?
oOScHaFeOo: i dont know what the fuck your taking about.
Rebel Elph: Your in denial
Rebel Elph: I think you need a doctor
oOScHaFeOo: i think you need a psychiatrist.
Rebel Elph: Or a bitchen deal on a new trailor
Rebel Elph: Look whats it going to take for me to get you in a brand new tralior
oOScHaFeOo: im sure my family is richer than yours
oOScHaFeOo: so leave me a lone
Rebel Elph: I dont have a family
Rebel Elph: BUT I DO HAVE GREAT DEALS ON TRAILORS!!!
oOScHaFeOo: thats nice.
oOScHaFeOo: no i dont care.
oOScHaFeOo: your so annoying
Rebel Elph: Look Ill even throw in some parts from White jesus trailor parts inc
Rebel Elph: High quality sir
oOScHaFeOo: sir?
Rebel Elph: yes sir
oOScHaFeOo: im a girl you dumbfuck
oOScHaFeOo: oh well fuck this im going shopping
Rebel Elph: for a trailor?
oOScHaFeOo: bye and leave me alone
oOScHaFeOo: no to abercrombie
Rebel Elph: they sell trailors now?
Rebel Elph: well what will they think of next?
oOScHaFeOo: they sell shirts shoes pants shkirts
Rebel Elph: why do you need that when i am offerening you the deal of a life time
Rebel Elph: on a trailor
Rebel Elph: that you can live in
oOScHaFeOo: because i live in a house
oOScHaFeOo: you a stupid little bastard anyways
Rebel Elph: Sir... Theres no shame in living in a trailor.
oOScHaFeOo: I LIVE IN A MANSION I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT MY HOUSE IS HUGE AS HELL
After that she warned me. Warned me alot.
In the other news At work i was put in chrage of watching the gym so these two kids are messing around with a tredmill and put it on Gazellerderbeast speed. Then one of the kid jumps on. Now I saw this comming and i probably should have told the kid not to do it. But I am a firm beliver in letting nature run its course. Anyway the kid hitts this thing thats going fucking warp speed and flys off. The kid is lying motionless on the floor and all im thinking is "That was fucking great!!! That seriously could have been one of the coolest things I ever seen." The kid was allright cut open his hand and burned his knee, but by the way he was whining about it you would think it was a bullet wound. I offerend to call 911 and have a medivac come down and then kid didnt think it was funny. I thought it was.
The end.