To real to be fake. How can you judge me when i visit Mary Jane?
First day of summer vacation. I come home early watching TV in my underwear just reveling in the moment. Dan calls me over and says "Hey Brett I'm gonna head out but check out my away message." Then Danny Hood sprints out of the door. I get up and read the following away message:
"IM going to IHOP. I am White Jesus"
Without hesitation I bolt after Danny, Only wearing underwear a furious hardcore foot chase ensues. Four blocks later a women walking her child winds up in the cross fire of the chase. I shout at Danny "Citizens ARREST!!!" and sprint full force after him, The women in absolute horror picks up her son and runs off. I couldn’t catch him so I went home back to my TV watching and all of sudden I hear a car horn blaring. I make my way outside, To find a car full of Danny hoods cronies. Then the worst moment in history happened. A chorus of kids shout "DAN IS THE WHITE JESUS". I didn’t know what to do, well I did and it was to put two middle fingers up in the air. Sonofabitch.
"IM going to IHOP. I am White Jesus"
Without hesitation I bolt after Danny, Only wearing underwear a furious hardcore foot chase ensues. Four blocks later a women walking her child winds up in the cross fire of the chase. I shout at Danny "Citizens ARREST!!!" and sprint full force after him, The women in absolute horror picks up her son and runs off. I couldn’t catch him so I went home back to my TV watching and all of sudden I hear a car horn blaring. I make my way outside, To find a car full of Danny hoods cronies. Then the worst moment in history happened. A chorus of kids shout "DAN IS THE WHITE JESUS". I didn’t know what to do, well I did and it was to put two middle fingers up in the air. Sonofabitch.