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"You want what now?" Chaula's morph asked carefully.

"Just like I said," Chaula told Henri. "We're setting a specific LARP sim based on the original West End RPG.

"So it's going to be ( Read more... )

 
Ariel-Moonsoon: Sallivera and Alinadar dealing with the day-to-day demands of running a colony. Tails will be twisted.

DAILY AGENDA for Governor General Vicountess Sallivera Darktail

0700-0800: Wake up call, breakfast, personal enrichment.

"Mmm, this is very enriching."

"Yes, Ali. But I think it would be more efficient to eat off a plate rather than ( Read more... )

 
WELCOME TO MORPHCHAT

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MODERATOR IS ON CHAT.

>REDCAT14: Good morning, everyone.

>EVILTIGER21: Morning, Red. How did it go last night?

>REDCAT14: Very ( Read more... )

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When Rolas pulled out his palm comp from his pocket, he heard Melanie's strained voice state, "Rolas, I need your help with something."

"I'm on my way home from the meeting with the ( Read more... )

 Prompt:  "On the more "annoying" side: Somehow, Ali gets talked into playing "pirates and pilots" with her younger relatives. " Joel "Zarpaulus" Kriessman

( This prompt went a bit off track, but I'm posting it anyway. )

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Because you tell a lot about a culture from how others make fun of it.

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"How many 'Warties does it take to change a lighting unit?"

"Three. One to change the unit, one to sign off on the repair, and one to launch an investigation into the poor maintenance record."

-Common Mother Country joke about Gerwarts.

"How many MC's does it take to change a ( Read more... )

Starcrash is a 1978 film showing what the Italian cinema industry does best: Ripping off American box office smashes with a quick ripoff that has a quarter of the budget. Jonah and the bots have a fine time with this one, especially with the character "Aktor" a space pirate with unexplained on-demand superpowers, a smug attitude, and a frightening ( Read more... )

Just another bit from my backbrain that refuses to go away.

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Scene: Bob and Anne, the former American and the latter British, are racing across London to beat the baddies. At various points in the movie they've helped an odd little man in a white suit played Richard Hammond.

( This is about to pay off in a large way… )

Though I'm sure someone has thought of it before me.

Question: What's the difference between Daniel Jackson, Optimus Prime and Jesus Christ?

Answer: Jesus came back from the dead only once.

Dons his flamethrower proof long johns