My mother is determined to kill me

[jeriendhal]

So yesterday I gave my mom a call around 8am to wish her a happy birthday and got her answering machine. I made the assumption she was in the shower or walking Daisy, so I waited for her to call me back. By the time Tracy got up at 8:30 she still hadn't called, which was out of character. However, knowing of her amazing ability to call me on the

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[aynne_witch]

Gibb slap - goofy

[grayhawkfh]

Y'know, they make this incredible device to help keep track of things...it's called a *calendar*. And there are online versions as well...

[aynne_witch]

I love google calendar

[chewipaka]

I'm pretty certain you can't blame this one on your mother :-D

[mehhayperson]

I have to agree with Chewi, there - it seems like less of a case of your mother trying to kill you than you being a doofus :)