Do You Really Need a Subject for Talking about Nothing?
^ My point exactly.
What the hell is everybody doing this summer? I always thought that the summer before college starts was supposed to be like "THE SUMMER," but all I'm hearing is that people are just working and hangin out. We are SUPPOSED to be going to Europe and having wild and crazy adventures which may or may not involve Absinthe and Dutch sex clubs. Ok, if you don't know "Eurotrip," you probably have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
Today was kinda entertaining though. I went down to Quince Orchard, and AS USUAL, checked the other side of Darnestown for speed traps...so I don't get my second speeding ticket in a month. And could you believe it, they actually had two fucking speed traps on like the same stretch of road! Literally, they were like 30 seconds after eachother. Becuz I am still bitter about my ticket and pissed off at the cops for catching me going REDICULOUSLY far over the speed limit, I did my best to alert like everyone coming the other direction about the traps. So like when I was making a left into the shopping center with McDonalds and Wendys I made sure to flash the like 20 cars waiting at the traffic light as I was crossing the street. Then, on the way back, as I was waiting at a traffic light between speed trap 1 and 2, this guy pulls up to me. So I like roll down my window and motion for him to do the same. Then I tell him about the cop up ahead and feel all tricky and stuff. O, and BY THE WAY, the guy manning the rador gun at speed trap #2 was the same prick who got me a month ago. Aright, so right as I am nearing speed trap 2, I see the guy ahead of me turning into a street, and waving 'thanks' to me through the sunroof of his car as he drives by the cop. That was the icing on the cake. The fucking sprinkles were when I drove by trap #2 and saw the cop shaking his head as like everyone was following our example and going the speed limit...which is nearly impossible on that road. I AM AMAZING.
The bad part is that I am like nevvverr going to bed tonight cuz of all my work (And I realize that updating Lj's doesn't exactly help the problem). The most rediculous thing is that the biggest assignment is for my bloody Montgomery College class! Who does this teacher think she is, honestly. I am still like praying that one day she will come into class and be like, "Excuse me, it has come into my attention that this isnt a REAL college class. Its MK! I apologize for any work I may have given, and you may now go back to inhaling glue or whatever MK kids do." A boy can dream I guess...
What the hell is everybody doing this summer? I always thought that the summer before college starts was supposed to be like "THE SUMMER," but all I'm hearing is that people are just working and hangin out. We are SUPPOSED to be going to Europe and having wild and crazy adventures which may or may not involve Absinthe and Dutch sex clubs. Ok, if you don't know "Eurotrip," you probably have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
Today was kinda entertaining though. I went down to Quince Orchard, and AS USUAL, checked the other side of Darnestown for speed traps...so I don't get my second speeding ticket in a month. And could you believe it, they actually had two fucking speed traps on like the same stretch of road! Literally, they were like 30 seconds after eachother. Becuz I am still bitter about my ticket and pissed off at the cops for catching me going REDICULOUSLY far over the speed limit, I did my best to alert like everyone coming the other direction about the traps. So like when I was making a left into the shopping center with McDonalds and Wendys I made sure to flash the like 20 cars waiting at the traffic light as I was crossing the street. Then, on the way back, as I was waiting at a traffic light between speed trap 1 and 2, this guy pulls up to me. So I like roll down my window and motion for him to do the same. Then I tell him about the cop up ahead and feel all tricky and stuff. O, and BY THE WAY, the guy manning the rador gun at speed trap #2 was the same prick who got me a month ago. Aright, so right as I am nearing speed trap 2, I see the guy ahead of me turning into a street, and waving 'thanks' to me through the sunroof of his car as he drives by the cop. That was the icing on the cake. The fucking sprinkles were when I drove by trap #2 and saw the cop shaking his head as like everyone was following our example and going the speed limit...which is nearly impossible on that road. I AM AMAZING.
The bad part is that I am like nevvverr going to bed tonight cuz of all my work (And I realize that updating Lj's doesn't exactly help the problem). The most rediculous thing is that the biggest assignment is for my bloody Montgomery College class! Who does this teacher think she is, honestly. I am still like praying that one day she will come into class and be like, "Excuse me, it has come into my attention that this isnt a REAL college class. Its MK! I apologize for any work I may have given, and you may now go back to inhaling glue or whatever MK kids do." A boy can dream I guess...