Mar 09, 2005 20:44
Ok, I know it, you know it, I am a livejournal whore in the making. The male version of Emily you might say. So I will stop kidding myself and just start posting because I come up with more random crap and stupid jokes that nobody ever gets a chance to hear than you can ever imagine.
And no, I don't think this makes me less of a guy or anything like that. Commenting on the pros and cons of prom dresses in newspaper might though. So what, I am a little bit metro. That never hurt anyone though. Look at Ryan Seacrest for example: he is super metro and is doing quite well. He might actually be gay though...I dunno. Speaking of Ryan, I would like to announce that I am offering a cash reward for his asassination. I mean I have been saying this since the show first aired, and it hasn't happened for me yet, so like it would really do a lot for my spirits if somebody could just take Seacrest, OUT.
See look, I can ramble about random shit for a really long time. The thing is though, how can you talk about anything that really matters on here? I mean the most important and interesting things that happen in my life really involve my peers. So, what I am basically asking is, how do you talk shit about people on here without it getting back to them? Somebody please let me know, because I have a lot of that to go around...