cars (sjm remake)
cars (sjm remake)
eunhyuk/donghae, g, crack
sjm are cars; one day hyukjae has a dream that he and donghae become humans.
also for voorpret, as you can see i am really banking on quantity > quality this time, i hope this doesn't disappoint ;~;
“Hae,” Hyukjae bumps Donghae’s bumper a little, causing Donghae to wake up and, at the same time, release a little spurt of fumes from his exhaust pipes in surprise, “guess what? I dreamt that we were human.”
“Mmmfffggghhh,” Donghae honks incoherently, miffed because he had been having a dream that involved a really, really, really long expressway. With no other cars on it. And no speed limit. “Go away.” Donghae really missed the feeling of the wind on his bonnet, and even though it was only a dream, it felt awesome.
“No, seriously, Hae,” Hyukjae continues bumping himself against Donghae’s boot, “this dream was the funniest thing ever. We were the only humans though, and then we came into this place. You looked like that guy we saw on the television once. You know, that one that sang about being a mamma’s boy, or something.”
Donghae remembers the man to be rather dashing, which did justice to himself - he was a sleek Audi A6, after all. Nothing but the best.
“And I looked like that guy’s friend, the one who can dance. You know.”
“Obviously I look better,” Donghae proudly states, because even though they were the exact same make, well, he had brighter, shinier headlights. Plus he kept himself cleaner.
“Yeah, you wish. Anyway, we came here and we were all in shades and stuff, totally cool, and then we test drove everyone here! I tried Sungmin, Kyuhyun and Siwon out. Man, Siwon really does make a whole lot of noise. Plus he uses a lot of gas, and he couldn’t even go past twenty miles an hour. Well. I guess motorbikes would be slower than us cars, but I thought Harleys were different.”
Donghae snorts through his front grille. “I told you his size was just for show. How was Sungmin?”
“Sungmin was great, all those buttons really do work, you know! I pressed this one near the dashboard and he started stacking up all my empty cups for me? Though I’m not so sure why that’s useful….” Hyukjae trails off. “Anyway, he was pretty fast, too. I didn’t know hybrid SUVs could run nearly as fast as we can.”
“We had a race that time,” Donghae points out, “remember? He came in like a second behind me. You were like, fifth.”
“Yeah, because I was distracted.”
Donghae spits a large cloud of fume into Hyukjae’s grille, for which he is rewarded with another bump at his boot.
“Hey, stop it! If you dent me you're going to get it.”
Hyukjae scoots up to park parallel next to Donghae and flashes his left headlight once. “You wouldn’t, really.”
“Try me.” Donghae gives him that wide smile again, and Hyukjae decides to change the subject.
“Anyway, did you know Kyuhyun is a horrible car to drive? His steering wheel was pretty insensitive to my controls and he plain stopped in the middle of nowhere for no reason.” Hyukjae twists up his front bender in slight annoyance.
“So I drove Zhou Mi, Henry and Ryeowook?” Donghae thinks these are shitty choices, because, well, Ryeowook and Zhou Mi? Maybe Ryeowook wouldn’t be that bad, but VW Beetles were small, and he liked bigger cars (like himself). Plus they were uncool, like Vespas. Purple and pink polka-dotted Vespas, especially.
“Yeah, you said Ryeowook and Zhou Mi were extra slow, and they kind of ran out of steam halfway so you had to walk back,” Hyukjae breaks off laughing at the thought, “you looked so sad sweating in the heat.”
“I would still be cooler than you would ever be, okay,” Donghae scoffs.
“Yeaaaaaah, and you keep on thinking that,” Hyukjae replies, “anyway, Henry went really, really fast. And then… you kind of crashed.”
Henry the Mini Cooper gets sprayed by grease, water and gets a grille full of extra-smelly exhaust fumes from Donghae later for no apparent reason at all.
eunhyuk/donghae, g, crack
sjm are cars; one day hyukjae has a dream that he and donghae become humans.
also for voorpret, as you can see i am really banking on quantity > quality this time, i hope this doesn't disappoint ;~;
“Hae,” Hyukjae bumps Donghae’s bumper a little, causing Donghae to wake up and, at the same time, release a little spurt of fumes from his exhaust pipes in surprise, “guess what? I dreamt that we were human.”
“Mmmfffggghhh,” Donghae honks incoherently, miffed because he had been having a dream that involved a really, really, really long expressway. With no other cars on it. And no speed limit. “Go away.” Donghae really missed the feeling of the wind on his bonnet, and even though it was only a dream, it felt awesome.
“No, seriously, Hae,” Hyukjae continues bumping himself against Donghae’s boot, “this dream was the funniest thing ever. We were the only humans though, and then we came into this place. You looked like that guy we saw on the television once. You know, that one that sang about being a mamma’s boy, or something.”
Donghae remembers the man to be rather dashing, which did justice to himself - he was a sleek Audi A6, after all. Nothing but the best.
“And I looked like that guy’s friend, the one who can dance. You know.”
“Obviously I look better,” Donghae proudly states, because even though they were the exact same make, well, he had brighter, shinier headlights. Plus he kept himself cleaner.
“Yeah, you wish. Anyway, we came here and we were all in shades and stuff, totally cool, and then we test drove everyone here! I tried Sungmin, Kyuhyun and Siwon out. Man, Siwon really does make a whole lot of noise. Plus he uses a lot of gas, and he couldn’t even go past twenty miles an hour. Well. I guess motorbikes would be slower than us cars, but I thought Harleys were different.”
Donghae snorts through his front grille. “I told you his size was just for show. How was Sungmin?”
“Sungmin was great, all those buttons really do work, you know! I pressed this one near the dashboard and he started stacking up all my empty cups for me? Though I’m not so sure why that’s useful….” Hyukjae trails off. “Anyway, he was pretty fast, too. I didn’t know hybrid SUVs could run nearly as fast as we can.”
“We had a race that time,” Donghae points out, “remember? He came in like a second behind me. You were like, fifth.”
“Yeah, because I was distracted.”
Donghae spits a large cloud of fume into Hyukjae’s grille, for which he is rewarded with another bump at his boot.
“Hey, stop it! If you dent me you're going to get it.”
Hyukjae scoots up to park parallel next to Donghae and flashes his left headlight once. “You wouldn’t, really.”
“Try me.” Donghae gives him that wide smile again, and Hyukjae decides to change the subject.
“Anyway, did you know Kyuhyun is a horrible car to drive? His steering wheel was pretty insensitive to my controls and he plain stopped in the middle of nowhere for no reason.” Hyukjae twists up his front bender in slight annoyance.
“So I drove Zhou Mi, Henry and Ryeowook?” Donghae thinks these are shitty choices, because, well, Ryeowook and Zhou Mi? Maybe Ryeowook wouldn’t be that bad, but VW Beetles were small, and he liked bigger cars (like himself). Plus they were uncool, like Vespas. Purple and pink polka-dotted Vespas, especially.
“Yeah, you said Ryeowook and Zhou Mi were extra slow, and they kind of ran out of steam halfway so you had to walk back,” Hyukjae breaks off laughing at the thought, “you looked so sad sweating in the heat.”
“I would still be cooler than you would ever be, okay,” Donghae scoffs.
“Yeaaaaaah, and you keep on thinking that,” Hyukjae replies, “anyway, Henry went really, really fast. And then… you kind of crashed.”
Henry the Mini Cooper gets sprayed by grease, water and gets a grille full of extra-smelly exhaust fumes from Donghae later for no apparent reason at all.