march madness
For a lot of people, march madness means a lot of basketball... but I don't like basketball... So I bring myself to the question, what is my "march madness...?" First off, what is the type of madness that it is? Is it an angry madness, like some people will get pissed because their team loses? I could see it.... I really get mad at that stupid lia commercial, you know... "99! 99! ARE WE OUT OF OUR MINDS!?" I often respond, "YES! YOU ARE!!!!" No, that can't be it... maybe it's a crazy kind of madness... you know, like female obsession with the pansy-ass boy bands.... but I can't think of what that has to do with basketball madness, other than the obsessive freaks who when the ref makes one call against their team, even when that team is ahead by 80-kajillion points, runs onto the court and assaults the ref, or if he's sitting at home, he wrecks his tv.... you know, not to be sexist, but I seldom see girls assault a ref.... well, I've thought it through, and I can't seem to find my "march madness...." you know, that makes me mad.... Hah! I found it, my "march madness!" I'm mad about not having march madness, but in turn, that would make me not mad because i have madness... I just wasn't meant for march madness....