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[jenza]

I have a confession to make. Awards shows always make me cry. People I don't even care the slightest bit about win awards for things I've never seen, and the second they get up on stage and start their gaspy gratitude I lose it. The only thing that gets me through is the amount of pretensiousness you see at any gathering of celebrities. So while I might tear up for Sandra Oh one minute, I'm rolling my eyes and "Bitch, please"-ing at Gwyneth "I'm so fucking special" Paltrow the next. I mean, come ON, with your "AnTony Hopkins". Go play with your fruit baby. And P.S. you do not look like the angel the press has been touting you as - you look like a pregnant doily. My favorite parts of this year's Golden Globes?
-Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech, where he pulled 3 names out of his trousers to say his thanks
-Steve Carrell's...well, anything. He just has to show up and I love him.
-Sandra Oh - "I feel like someone just set me on fire."
-Isaac Mizrahi on the runway shamelessly asking the women if they were wearing underwear and grabbing Scarlett Johannsen's boobs.

Most annoying celebrities:
Harrison Ford
Gwyneth Paltrow
Eva Longoria
Mariah Carey
John Travolta (stop spending so much time sacrificing goats or whatever you do at your 'church' and learn how to pronounce the names of the people you're presenting for, choad)

So Badly Dressed It Made Me Cry:
Evangaline Lilley (it's mostly the crappy eye makeup)
Rachel Weisz (and it kills me to say, because I think she's absolutely gorgeous and insanely talented
Johnny Depp (such a waste of hotness - also what's up with not letting your wife ever speak?)
Rosario Dawson

So Pretty It Was Blinding:
Keira Knightly
Marcia Cross
Matthew Fox
Jesse L. Martin
Brandon Routh (hubba hubba, you will not keep me away from Superman Returns)
Natalie Portman (hey, I like the hair)