Warnings: Swearing, disjointedness, pictures that I forgot to resize and I'm too lazy to fix.
Last time on the Kings:
Sam & Max were adorable
Annie got pregnant again and gave birth to twins again
One boy one girl, Flint and Darla
Tony made a servo but I'm keeping it inactive in the attic until I change my mind
Roxie died. ;_;
Kids grew up
So let's start this update with a tried old tradition.
Despite a burned lobster, the kids got in.
Holden took this chance to provide his daughter with one last gift.
Holden: Here Jessie, it's a box of fish
Jessie: *Fake smile* Oooh, gee thank you dad. >_>
Aw poor Holden. It's okay dude, you'll be with Roxie soon.
Before school jammie fishing with your brother. It's like something out of an old after-school special!
Tony King, giving old people heart attacks since 2009. Let's take a closer look on those expressions shall we?
XD
Well today's Holden's last day so I'm having Tony and Jessie spend some time with him and give him some happy last hours.
Well six o clock, you ready Holden?
Holden: Yeah I'm good to go, Roxie here I come.
Tony: Goddammit Reaper, move it! I need to mourn my grandfather!
*Sigh* Way to ruin the mood Tony. -_-
Well bye Holden. You were a great spouse to Roxie and you introduced the mean gene into the family, you were the first jackass. RIP.
The next day I decided to finally get a girlfriend for Wrex, this is Daisy.
Same day I get Daisy, the boys grow up!
Theres Sam a knowledge sim with fitness as his OTH. I can't remember his stats but I'll be sure to get them up when I add him to the Crown-A-King post.
For some reason I can't find my make-over pic of Max so here's a noogie picture instead! By the way Max is a pleasure sim with an OTH of Nature.
Of course since he's a pleasure sim, he needs dates and since our last attempt to get the wishing well didn't go so well, we have to go back to the SOH (Senile Old Hag).
Meh, she'll do.
Ah he's already perfecting his devious look.
Sam Holy Rod Humble balancing on a unicycle juggling LTWs!
Flint: Hey butler move it! Wh-what are you doing with that controller!?
Every time the TV was turned on, the damn butler kept turning it off! Dammit why can't we have an awesome butler like Addison from the Potts! DX
Jessie: I'm sorry Mr. Butler but I don't this is going to be a good fit for you. We're a legacy family and we're gonna be around for a while but I don't think we can deal with "a while" what with you being a stupid controlling jerkbag. We're gonna have to go our separate ways I'm afraid.
Yeah sure whatever, just give the maid a break and make sure when the door slams you on the ass, you don't leave any marks. >(
Celebrating their first night of freedom, the boys go downtown to search for possible spouses... Okay there was no celebration they were just looking for girls.
At their first stop, Max decides to give fate the middle finger by mingling with the undead.
Max: So uh... you're not one of those everything-you-know-about-vampires-is-wrong-vampires are you? You're not gonna start glittering come sunrise right.
Contessa Sadie: You, I like.
Next stop, Max rolled this want.
I had to indulge him.
Max: It's the giant bursting flame that gives it the flavor!
Final stop, well there was bowling, a creepy kid who obviously didn't know you're not supposed to bug the waiters.
And an evil witch with a hilariously ironic name.
*Artsy Shot!*
Sam had a want to see a ghost and I wanted to see if I could meet one over at the Family Cemetery. Apparently the graveyard is the place to be. I wonder why? (Also hi Harleen)
O_O Yeah we're leaving. NOW!
So the next morning, Benny and Lulu grew old and it made me sad to see them all grey. :(
Daisy also grew up and holy ears Batman! Also what the hell happened to the blue eyes she had as a puppy!? O_o
Annie finally reached the top of her career.
And here's where the disjointedness gets bad. Soon it was time for the twins to grow up. One last look...
Here's Darla, a romance sim with an OTH of games kinky.
And Flint humiliating his older brother. Family sim with an OTH of Science.
I don't get it! Ever since I got Freetime, no one ever wants to witness an abduction anymore!
But they're willing to cheer and worry when he comes home.
Of course as Sam was coming home, Lulu had to start another supernatural spectacle by fighting with the Leader of the Pack.
She of course lost. Poor girl.
Then came the part where I got bored and booted the kids off to college.
Sam who's kind of boring but I like him enough.
Flint PAPER, who's trying to live up to his namesake.
Max who turned out handsome.
Finally Darla who just blossomed! So pretty!
So I'm sure you're wondering who the heir is right? Well the heir is...
MAX & DARLA! Yeah we're doing double heirs again, I liked Max but Darla really started to grow on me. So are we actually going to get a good college update next time?
We'll see.
Okay not one of my better updates I admit. As much as I hate to admit it, things are starting to get into a routine, maybe I should start some sibling or cousin rivalries next gen. Well see ya later.