undating for emily
POINTLESS STORY # 876,987, 000
So Last week i was in Grand Haven. I had some time to waste, so i thought, what the hell... i will go to the dollar store (which is going out of buisness i might add). So everything was 67 cents lol. So blah blah... I am at the checkout counter with a dog bones, a bowel decorated with disney princesses, and a stuffed animal. So the checkout lady was acutaly some chick I graduated with at Grand Haven High school. And i was like "hey, i know you , we graduated" and she is like "yea i thought i recognized you" anyways we got past some of the small talk, and finds i am married and live in holland. And i think it totally "clicked" for her because she goes "awww you have children? that is so nice?" ... and i am thinking wtf mate? NO.. do i look fat, oh shit? do i look pregnant. then it dawned on me.... I was buying a disney bowel, and stuffed animals. and i go "haha oh no, the bowel and stuff animal is for my dog" ....and this is where the rumors prolly are spreading that i am some crazy dog lady now.
whatever? lol. better than being a cat lady?
So Last week i was in Grand Haven. I had some time to waste, so i thought, what the hell... i will go to the dollar store (which is going out of buisness i might add). So everything was 67 cents lol. So blah blah... I am at the checkout counter with a dog bones, a bowel decorated with disney princesses, and a stuffed animal. So the checkout lady was acutaly some chick I graduated with at Grand Haven High school. And i was like "hey, i know you , we graduated" and she is like "yea i thought i recognized you" anyways we got past some of the small talk, and finds i am married and live in holland. And i think it totally "clicked" for her because she goes "awww you have children? that is so nice?" ... and i am thinking wtf mate? NO.. do i look fat, oh shit? do i look pregnant. then it dawned on me.... I was buying a disney bowel, and stuffed animals. and i go "haha oh no, the bowel and stuff animal is for my dog" ....and this is where the rumors prolly are spreading that i am some crazy dog lady now.
whatever? lol. better than being a cat lady?