Jun 26, 2008 23:36
"Hey, your LJ called and it wanted me to tell you to update it."- emily
OK... UPDATE.
1) A drunk motorcyclist hit my car and tore off the bumper.
2) Stick guy came to my garage sale and bought a bunch of stuff
3) I went to the movie sex and the city, and i was confused. and a little pissed at those ladies for being stupid in life. Although i did like that charlotte girl.
4) I acutally live in a clean house (only my kitchen/living room) believe it or not. ask emily or john but they are the only ones reading this.. so ? yea. why am i updating again? lol jk.
5) I thought someone broke into my house last night. NO really i did. It all started like this.... I was reading some murder mystery novel in my bed, scaring the crap out of me...and then i hear all this silverware fall on the kitchen floor (or at least i thought) so i was like holy mamma mia someone is in my house. So the most logical thing at the time was to grab the most deadly object, which was a 4 inch high heel. So im like ok listen jen you can do this. in the books they say f ind a weapon and search the apartment. So i did like a crazed women with her high heel up in karate chop position to take off any murderers little head. So i thing ok dog's have like 6th senses right.. wouldn't woogie be like barking her head off if someone dangerous was in my house, instead of eating her food like a good little dog. Gosh how can she be eating in a time of crisis.... well i look down to examine her eating habits and low and behold i found the culprit. A bowl full of soup fell into woogie's dog bowl (with a spoon)... from the top of the kitchen counter. Hmmm i don't know how that happen, some type of physic phenomena. It will be a mystery.
ok happy i updated. ta daa... and i even manage to add a story ! a Jennifer story.