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So I’m sitting at my desk happily scooping avocado out of it’s shell and eating it when someone walks up and says “ewwww!!!! You like avocado???!!!”
“For the love of all that is holy of COURSE I DON’T!!!!!!!! Can you not SEE the bearded woman standing behind me holding a gun to my head and forcing me to devour this heinous vegetable/fruit???!!! STOP asking asinine questions and HELP ME!!! Before I have to ingest one more horrible bite against my will!!!!!!!!”
*sigh*